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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 14, 2004
You would like a Carry On film...mmm let me see....
Well the boxes are all empty, but I have found the covers for:-
Carry On Matron
Carry On Up The Kyber
Carry On Emmanuel
Carry On Cabbie
Carry On Up The Jungle
Carry On In The Dark Room
... I'm sure I can find the films if you want to watch them!!
*continues trying to find the DVD's ...crawling round on her hands and knees*
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Vestboy Posted Apr 14, 2004
Oh what memories! Charles Hawtrey was always one of my favourites. I got a bit confused in later films when they kept introducing different comedians and pretty girls.
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 14, 2004
If I can find the correct DVD's then I am sure we could have a night of watching the old Carry On films...But for now I seems to have gotten myself into a right mess!!
Lady Admiral...is there a particular film you would like to watch? Does it need to be a comedy?....Just let me know and I will try to find it for you....oooh 'eck...this really is becoming a right ol' mess down here!!!
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Yuvi Posted Apr 14, 2004
*comes in with her VHS tape of The Yellow Submarine*
Is there any way to watch this here movie in this here cinema?
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 14, 2004
Of Course you can...would you prefer the Wide Screen? Or perhaps a personal viewer screen with headphones....which would you prefer?
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Yuvi Posted Apr 14, 2004
Oooh 
I'd like to see it on a big screen. The Yellow Submarine is groovy 
and best seen in an altered state.
*meditates
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 14, 2004
*Dusts down the video machine and inserts tape for the big screen viewing*
There you are...the lights will automatically come on again when the film finishes...should you require anything else, please contact reception and somebody there will help you..
Goodnight and enjoy your viewing....
*leaves to go home to Redneck Doctor Husband and two adorable children*
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Yuvi Posted Apr 14, 2004
*watches film with dilated pupils and a goofy expression
Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Aaaaaaah-Aaaaaaah!
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Vestboy Posted Apr 15, 2004
Aha! Yellow Submarine: WW2 adventure of cowardice on an underwater battleship, what!
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 15, 2004
Yes Dear!!
*leaves them to watch till their hearts content*
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Vestboy Posted Apr 15, 2004
*noises from within cinema of Beatles Music and a cacophony of booms, machine gun rattles and "Hande hoch Englander Schwein!"
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gadarene Posted May 16, 2004
Wanders in, wonders if it's OK to supply one's own films?
Slots in "Q Winged Serpent",
Sits back in the lush leather seat,
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gadarene Posted May 16, 2004
Oh my God,
It bit his head off!!
Quentin, eat your heart out.
The original, and best!
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The Doc Posted Jun 4, 2004
*The door creaks open and Herr Hamster (Brain of a Traffic Warden, voice of a Foghorn and body of a hampster) creeps in and looks around, closely followed by the Evil Duck Brothers.........Quack Quack*
He quickly writes out a parking ticket for this thread.
THATS FOR THIS THREAD STAYING PARKED STATIONARY FOR TWO WEEKS he whispers softly, breaking windows for a three mile radius.
"Tow it boys" he sneers as he leaves by the back door.....
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F F Churchton Posted Jun 4, 2004
Hey, I thought all ticket-writing wardens were consined to room 101, I'm sorry guys but I'm going to have to write you a ticket!!!
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The Doc Posted Jun 4, 2004
*The Evil Duck Brothers come back in and back Lady Admiral into the corner where they Quack at her in an evil Doorman Bouncer type of way*
Quack Quack Quack Quack
*Herr Hamster comes back in as well*
Oh.
I see.
You must be the brains.
Well, Lady A - me and the boys here *points st the evil duck brothers* patrol dead threads and we tow them off for re-cycling if they are not used for weeks on end.
*Looks around at the dark dank Cinema thread*
I would say that this thread has gone to meet its maker, would'nt you?
*He edges closer*
And you want to give me a ticket? Clamp her boys, he sneers
*The Evil Duck brothers jump forward and stick a big yellow clamp round Lady A's legs*
There. Tow her boys.................she is an accessory after the fact in this story. Trying to interfere with a Hamster in pursuit of his legal job is a serious offence.
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F F Churchton Posted Jun 4, 2004
*The Mitchel brother's then barge and punch up the ducks, they then remove the clamp and throw it the Doctor, they then hold the doctor against the wall*
Do that again and I'll break your neck personally, do you understand, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!!
*The Lady Admiral then kicks the Doctor in the lovespuds*
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- 81: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Apr 14, 2004)
- 82: Vestboy (Apr 14, 2004)
- 83: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Apr 14, 2004)
- 84: Yuvi (Apr 14, 2004)
- 85: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Apr 14, 2004)
- 86: Yuvi (Apr 14, 2004)
- 87: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Apr 14, 2004)
- 88: Yuvi (Apr 14, 2004)
- 89: Vestboy (Apr 15, 2004)
- 90: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Apr 15, 2004)
- 91: Vestboy (Apr 15, 2004)
- 92: F F Churchton (Apr 16, 2004)
- 93: gadarene (May 16, 2004)
- 94: gadarene (May 16, 2004)
- 95: F F Churchton (May 16, 2004)
- 96: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (May 16, 2004)
- 97: The Doc (Jun 4, 2004)
- 98: F F Churchton (Jun 4, 2004)
- 99: The Doc (Jun 4, 2004)
- 100: F F Churchton (Jun 4, 2004)
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