h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Hears screaming of brakes and shooting - runs back into cinema*
Oh, it was only the adverts.
*Notices Dr Isin munching popcorn*
Hi, bro in law! What we watchin'?

*Turns round*

Hi y'll Vesta Man! Y'all got any of that dried Curry Stuff witchoo?
No matter - I put Bullit on - greatest Car chase EVER son.
Pull up a cold one and sit y'self down - its about to start.

*Watches Steve McQueen wake up, look for coffee, fail, pull old coffee filter out of bin and re-use it.*
This is my sort of film!

*watches her husband and her brother together and *

They are more alike than they would believe


*leaves them alone to enjoy the film*

Noisy bu99ers those Ford Mustangs aren't they? It is a Ford Mustang isn't it? You haven't swapped the film for the Italian Job while Lil was pondering?

Dang, thats right boy! '66 Mustang pre catlylitic converter...DAMN!
That car could go........Whooooo! Take those bumps, Steve Baby!

*concerned look as Green Cross Code is flouted in all directions*
He's a bit, er, reckless ins't he?

*looks at her watch*

Oh Lord!


Barry we must be going....the child minder will need to go.. Barry are you listening to me?


*her husband is totally engrossed in the film*

*walks in on a sex scene after forgeting her handbag*

You lot are disgusting!!!

*realises what she must look like from the doorway*


Oh! ... *turns and sits down quickly....ing furiously*

Reckless? Reckless you say? Hell, naw. That was required driving back home in Alabama............

HooooooooooWaaaaaaaaay! See him take that hill there? Came clean off the road! GO GET THEM VARMINTS STEVE!
*flies everywhere*

*catches in vaccuum cleaner bag and stores it for Trin.*
Yes. yee... har.

WooooooooooHoooooooooooo!
*Slaps Vesta Boy on the back*

Good film there boy! Fried those suckers gooooooooooooood didnt he?

Whats on next?

Barry...darling, we really must go and collect the children...the childminder will wonder where on earth we have got to.


*smiles nervously at Vestboy..and looks anxiously at her husband*

*Vestboy scratches odour of anaesthetic on vest and Dr Isin falls immediately into a peaceful slumber. Carries him fireman fashion out of cinema and places him gently into the back of the SUV between the child seats.*
Do you have the keys Sis? He shoule be out 'til morning.

Yes..I have here *takes keys out of her pocket and hands them over to Vestboy*

*In a sweet dream, he lays there with images of the Dukes Of Hazzard going through his head........especially Daisy Duke........mmmmmmmmmm*

Puts keys in ignition and turns on autopilot, programs in "Home" and leaves car to wend it's way. Clever stuff this laser guided GPS tracking system. It's like having a horse and cart where the horse knows its way home no matter how sozzled you are.

Perhaps I should have gone with them...but I could not with a night off!


*makes way into Bar*

After her night of heavy drinking...lil still feels a little ashamed of her behaviour

And is still none the wiser as to how she got home that night...


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*Now where did I leave that listing of films?? I'll just check the projection room*