h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A Friendly face! Of course you can help me.
*Shows diagram of bedroom and where the big heavy wardrobe should go.*
If you just bring the wardrobe upstairs I'll hold the door open for you.

Right sir, I'll go get the fork-lift... where's the wardrobe at?

It's in the carpark on top of a small car. It fell off the top of a large one.

Whose car is that?

The big one or the small one?

Never mind actually - I'll just leave a note so that they'll know to turn to you.

*Goes to get the fork-lift*

*thinks about Trins new small car.*
I hope it wasn't a red one.

*Returns* I hope it'll be to your liking sir - I tried to follow your diagram but there were a couple of places I didn't get your handwriting.

Hi, long time no type. Eh, heh, heh.

Hello ma'am. Hope all is well?

Welcome back Indiana!
How are you?
What have you been doing?
Can you lend me a fiver?

*Comes to the end of a very involved five-day piano solo which has been playing quietly in the background*

Ah - finished! Now I can think about my car! Oo, my car! I *love* my car - so shiny and red and small!

I'm fine, what's a fiver?

*looks nervously at Trin and thinks of wardrobes. Wipes all such thoughts from his mind and turns to Indie*
It's a five pound note of course - sometimes referred to as a bluey - on account of its colour.

Ah, blue - such a cold colour. Not like my car! All red and glowy! Vroooom! Beep, beep!

*Wonders if she should mention the small red car in the parking lot, formerly crashed by a wardrobe*

*Decides not to cause any needless panic. It might have been another car. And she did leave a note on the car*

Evening, Lady P! Er ... would you like to go anywhere in the next few days? You know, shopping, sightseeing, library, anything really. It's just that ... well, you know how excited I am about my new small red shiny car (not a scratch on it)!

Sounds lovely... Er, where was it parked exactly?

Oh, out there in the car park. Next to the large one with the wardrobe on top.

Beep Beep Beep Beep Yeah!

Why?

Oh... er, um, well, you see... it's just... well, the wardrobe... well, it fell down, you see... it was a very nice car though.