h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm sorry ma'am, is anything wrong?

Oh, wow! What a cracking scarf - thankyou so much, Lady P!

*Wraps scarf round head to hide burnt bald bits*

Justa hunka hunka burnin love

Looking very... er, ethnic, Trin!

Thankyou very much!

No problem!

So, the usual?

I triple for me please... actaullay make that two!

Oh, sure thing sir - and right on time too, I was about to close in a minute!



Expecting company, sir?

*downs both s*

not really... just needed a quick drink

Right... well then, if you'll excuse me sir, I'll be closing up now. It's getting rather late.

Good night!

goodnight!

*finds a comfortable chair and sist in it*

*Skips about the bar in the new socks.*
I hope somebody asks me directions!
*practices pointing the way using the flexible toes of the socks and the special ankle lumps for added comfort.*

*Wonders why Vestboy is wearing his socks on his hands*

Coren: He's skipping on his hands?

*Shrug*

I'm not wearing my socks on my hands.



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I'm just being balletic.

That's very nice, Mr. Vestie!

*Wonders why things have been so quiet lately*

*Flicks coins into the tip jar but quickly loses interest*

*Spins around on a barstool until she gets dizzy*

*Gets bored again*

*Puts a coin in the jukebox and hits a random button, and the jukebox starts playing some incredibly bad music. Kicks the jukebox and pushes another button - the bad music stops and is replaced with incredibly worse music. Gives up and turns the thing off*

*Paces around*

*Decides nobody is going to come today and just goes to sleep*

oooooops..... shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


wot dozey sod left a jug of custard on the floor....

*Avoids custard jug with new socks*
'tweren't me!
*Remembers*
I'm the Social Secretary. This is my fault! I need to get things moving round here.
*Places wadge of s behind the bar and leaves a note for Lady P to stand everyone a free drink until they are enjoying themsleves.*
Ok to get the ball rolling we'll play Fizz-Buzz. I'll start with 1 the next person says 2 and the one after that says fizz, the next one says four and the next one says buzz. Every number that has a 3 in it or is divisible by 3 is a fizz and every number with a 5 in it or is divisible by 5 is a buzz. 15 is of course fizz-buzz.

Of course you can runa reasonably normal conversation at the same time.

Right - here we go
















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Did I get that right?

Two?