h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

God did... no, seriously.. his name is 'GOD'... we all humor him, cuz he's actually a rather witty bloke...

lol

of course tweetie doesn't drink, she's a good girl, a saint even!
ok, GOD is more long winded, perhaps uve known him too long zax?
so, is there anyone else here who isn't sainted?
u could change ure name to beer monkey gavi'e.
vodka and irn bru, like mars bars, lurve it but it makes me sick, altho that's kinda part of the enjoyment.
right caught up now, don't post so fast people.

you, my friend, are a total Freak.

here here, I second that.
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Hammy, hon, you've got to STOP!
I have absolutely no objections to drunkeness (trust me, as soon as I'm done with the swotty highers thing... well, we'll see).
Plus, I've already done the cyber version, and ended up getting acquainted with GOD's floor

sorry tweets.

Well, I could have mailed anyone, but, you lucky bugger, it's you. It's just that it's interesting how people who go around calling themselves freaks do tend to actually be weird, just not in the way they think they are. They're usually strange because they smile too much, or that they're actually amusingly unscary (this usually applies to Goths). Me? Oh yes. I'm crazy me. And zany. And wacky.

Wacky is actually a Cornish word meaning 'left-handed'.
Bet you didn't know that eh?

As far as the boozing goes, all the women I know DO drink just as copiously as us manly men. Its just that they tend to drink girly things like Bailey's and Vodka Source and stuff. A girl who drinks pints is a rare find indeed.

Hmm. I reckon I'm the only 15 year old I know who hasn't been pissed. That's freaky eh?

Correction, u know two.

Hah, the only 15 year old to get drunk. I know a zillion and one of them.
Ok, I don't get drunk but I do drink and I hate Baileys, would always choose a pint over a Bacardi and can sling back straight... well pretty much anything, like water.
Maybe I should get drunk and use this talent

Uhh.. I said who _hasn't_ been drunk.

i think it's very admirable cut,
u don't want to get drunk, believe me, i know!
and i'm not a freak, i'm average, very very average. although i guess that in itself is freaky considering the word average is an artificial projection of people as everyone is different in there own way, but what i maen is, there aint nothing remarkable about me! hmpf!
EXAMS IN TWO WEEKS, i can't wait, no more history, no more maths
tra la la!
once again, i'm gonna stop typing now!
lol!

Shhh, I'm still in denial
I wasn't talking about you Cut, it was Gavi'e I was disparaging (I just can't help myself *eg*).
Claire, there are plenty of remarkable things about you.
You manage to put up with me on a day-to-day basis after all.

you what ?!?!?!?!?!?! tweetie why do you hate me you are always fighting with me ? why ? even clarie can put up with me even though she did call me an arrogant bastard or no wait she said i wasn't one and then i called my self one mmm yeah ok yeah clarie you are far from average

Am I right in assuming that a lot of people here know each other not only from h2g2?

I know thistle and Angel- that's all.
Sorry Gavi'e, I will stop.
Actually having major guilt over the slagging off. Apologies.

I know absolutely noone on h2g2 from outside h2g2, except Gizmo, who never seems to be on. Oh well.

And I ditto that apology, Gavi'e.

I only know weird kat Yura person but he's never on so he doesn't count.