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~Greebo looks up from her sandcastle building and regards Bob and the fin...~

Me would prefer a doughnut... ~grin~

~Greebo adds more sand to her castle... which is about 12 ft high now...~

Oh I am shur I can find you one of them just waight a minet.
*He quickerly bilds an oven out of the sand, clicks his fingers and a lot of dough appers next to him. Bob starts kneeding the dough*
do you want them anny paticula flaver.
Any one else want anything while I am cooking?

Any flavour will do Bob... ~grin~

~Greebo carves a huge door into her sandcastle... and steps back to admire the view...~

Well done Greebs.

*Finishes off the dough nuts and bulds a shelf out of the sand it is about ten foot tall*
now if you try to climbe that it will colaps and you will have sand all over your donuts so dont do it you will have to be patant and let them cool.

~Greebo grabs all the doughnuts and stuffs them into her mouth quickly... she chews and then swallows...~

Oh they were sooooooo nice... me just loves the taste of fresh doughnuts... and its lucky me has an asbestos mouth isn't it???

~grin~

~Greebo turns to her giant sandcastle... and opens the door she made in it...~

Anyone want to explore???

Tipical bloody whoman never listens to good advise. oh well lets explare this castel. Oh greebo dont be scerd or anything but I am going to change in to a wolf it is still me I will just be a wolf so there is o need to be frightend.
*With that he gets down on all fores and slowly morphes in to a large black wolf*

Now that is odd... ~Greebo looks across at Bob...~ Does anyone agree with me... that... turning into a wolf is odd??

*They here Bobs voice in there heads*
Why it is alot less tiering than walking round and it is quicker other than that pple like dogs and I can pass off as one and get allot of affection

I can run fairly fast with just 2 legs, with sufficient incentive that is.

And swim fast too, Menza!

Come on then! Let's all see what Greebo has been up to.

*Follows Bob's tail through the sandcastle doorway*

Anyone got a torch or something?
Anyone got a torch or something?
Anyone got a torch or something?

Gosh! It must be huge in here! Just listen to that echo!
Echo! Echo! Echo! Echo! Echo! Echo!

*Bob sounding smug*
another advantadge of being a wolf I dond need one.
*He creeps silently up behind her and sticks his cold nose on the back of her leggs then darts off in to the drkness.

*Rosie magically reappears on the beach it seems someone buried her there a while ago and lost the treasure map, unable to find her they gave up and went home. Miraculously she is still Brandishing a bottle of Tequilla.*
Hey guys last thing I heard the pod people were turning int ol lettuce leaves...or atleast you were....or maybe it was the lettuce turning into a pod...or the pod...doing something else altogether...or maybe that was just the tequilla any how i'm back now..can i interest anyone in a round of tequilla slammers?

Ok, but don't slam too hard. We don't want the castle falling down.

*Also in the hole is Big 'Evil' Dan, who has been missing from the party for quite some time. Apparently he just got lost in the space-time continuum and refused to ask directions.*

So, what have I missed?

~Greebo looks around at everyone... as a cat she can see very well in the semi-darkness...~

Me does so love these adventures you know...

Okay, I'll Sort This One.



Sorry About All This, But It's How My Magic Works.

Lightbringer! Show Us Around!

LB: ooh, golly gosh mister volrath, but i'm not very good at this kind of, um, thing you know. dreadfully sorry.





That's Better...

I think I'm blind.

Menza, that's the kind of thing you usually know for sure. If only there were some kind of test to prove that you were blind. Hmm...how about this. Can you see me?

*stands with his nose touching one of the sand castles walls*

Ummm, yes?