h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

NOOOOOOOOOOoooo

Not buttons too, this place is far too dangerous.

What do you have against buttons???

My button was on the back of my chair.

*Meanwhile, Gwennie and the three-legged beastie are sharing a Vimto and becoming firm friends over a chunky Kitkat. The beastie is apologising for eating Greebo's doughnuts*

Oh, yes! I'm sure Greebo will understand that it was an accident.

*Rumble, rumble, chuckle*

I'd better go back and get the others before they think I've got lost or been eaten. What's that? No, you'd better stay here as your appearance might frighten the others...

*Wanders back down the tunnel in search of her companions*

~Greebo's body goes into doughnut shock... and lapses into a state of suspended animation~

*Trips over Greebo in the dark tunnel*

Oops! Our Greebs seems to have entered some kind of a coma! Hey, Sho! Come on, help me put her in the bag with Bob, please!

That monster down there is quite friendly you know and it didn't realise that those doughnuts were Greebo's.

I suggest we go off in search of some more in the hope that they'll bring Greebo round...

[This is Bob just enjoying my week end ]
*Wakes up*
would somone mind explaning why I amin a bag???
*stands up and picks up Greebo*
no need for the bag I willcarry her.

Well done.

Hang on a minute! There you go!

*Produces a papoose type baby sling that is large enough to carry Greebo*

Try this for size! You can put Greebo on your front or back!

Hi Bob. Good weekend?
Well, sounds like Baldrick & co are set up for a while. And I'm glad we don't have to schlepp Greebo around at the moment, thank's Bob.
Right... we can't go down there because Gwennie's friendly monster might scare us. And we don't really want to go back the way we came, 'cos that's too boring..... So, what we need is another tunnel, or maybe a door so we can get out into the light.
This way, I think. Who's coming (do those anti-grav chairs move, or just hover in one place?)

*Bob cradaling greebo in one arm. reaches behind him and aims it at the wall*
how about this.
*he squeeses the triger and they are all thrown to the flore by the force of the explosion...Bobgrones and picks him selfup he looks down at the soundly sleeping greebo, he shakes his head as if to clear it*
{coughing} someone remind me never to dothat againe {caughing a bit more} but at least there is a new tunnal who wants to go first?

*Sorry forgot to chck it that is ment to say raches behind hm and pulls out a rocket launcher*

Well, well! *Grins broadly* How convenient! Thank you.

*Gathers up her things and motions to Sho to go first*

Ladies first!

Age before beauty. *flinches away from Gwennie's outstretched finger*
Ok ok, stop digging me in the back. First I need my Swiss-army-umbrella with the extra bright light attachment *fumbles around with said piece of equipment*
Bob, you ready? - you're still OK to carry Greebo??? Good.
Let's go then....... Gwennie, you'd better bring up the rear in case that 3-legged doughnut-eating vimto-swigging monster friend of yours decides to follow. Here, here are some more kit-kats and a crate of Vimto. We'll leave these for her. Come on then, I think I can see some light down here, maybe its...... aarrrgggghhhhhhh.......................

Sorry I forgot to worn you about the weird custerd monster that has been following for a few days his name is fred by the way.
Say hello Fred
Fred: gergle splerge gurgle.
Bob: now that is not nice say youare sorry.
Fred:gurgle.
Bob:thats better. shall we carry on?

Thanks for that AG. Hi Fred. You coming with us?

*Starts to hum the tune to "Me and My Shadow" as she and the custard monster make up the rear of the group*

So, Custard Monster, do you come here often?

Whatever you do don't give Gwennie a sponge pudding.

LOL! No worries on that count. Besides, Greebo is out cold, so hardly likely to eat him!

*At this point Gwennie's stomach starts to rumble*

Although I might be rather partial to a snack...

No one is eating Fred.
If you want somthing here have a cooke.
*gives her a packed of buiskets.*

Bob, your a true gent!

*Eagerly relieves Bob of the packet of biscuits and noisily munches her way through the packet while her companions and Fred watch hungrily. Gwennie suddenly notices the hungry looks. *

Oops! Was I meant to share these around?

*Guiltily brushes the crumbs from her mouth and front*