h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, drat. forgot to mention: that was number 200!!!

*Gets up walks right next to Gwin and sho and shakes all the wather out of his fur covering them bothe in sand a sea water. THen he curls up back in the corner*
55 houres. then I am back at G.B.s

*Gets up walks right next to Gwin and sho and shakes all the wather out of his fur covering them bothe in sand a sea water. THen he curls up back in the corner*
55 houres. then I am back at G.B.s

*Finds a large sack, and rolls Bob into it*

This way we can take Bob with us...Cor! I think he needs to go on a diet!

Right then! Let's tread timidly and follow that trail of sugary crumbs which should lead us to what/who ever it was that stole Greebo's doughnuts.

Come on Greebo! Cheer up and sharpen those titanium tipped claws of yours!

Good idea putting Bob in the sack. *rumages around Tardis-rucksack* here, we can drag him on this trolley thing...

Ready everyone...let's go!

*Everyone treads timidly down the tunnel, following the trail of sugary crumbs while the sound of Greebo sharpening her claws and muttering about revenge echoes around them*

Shhh!! There's something moving up ahead...

*Follows the rest of the team trying to figure out why his head is D flat*

*a low growling noise is heard up ahead.*

~An even lower growling sound is heard from behind~

Er... excuse my belly... tis missing its doughnuts... don't you know...

Greebo stop growling and think of all the things you will have to say to the 3-legged doughnut eating "monster" up ahead.
Phew, dragging a sleeping Bob isn't as easy as you'd think. I think I'll have to stop for a drink of Vimto and a chunky kit-kat.

*rumages in Tardis-rucksack*

Kit-kat, anyone?

*A furry streak snatches a Kitkat from Sho's hand and Greebo's tummy temporarily falls silent*

Perhaps we should offer this three-legged doughnut eating "monster" some chunky Kitkats... I mean, perhaps it's quite friendly and didn't realise that Greebo's stash belonged to anyone. (Sorry Greebs! )

Excuse me Sho.

*Takes a chunky Kitkat and can of Vimto as a peace offering and makes her way towards the sounds of growling further down the tunnel*

Does anyone want to come with me?

Not really

Is it really a good idea for me to get anywhere near a mysterious, unknown 3 legged monster, that has been stealing Greebo's munchies. I mean, anything could happen.

*pulls two large chairs from backpack*

Dan, I think that now, in light of recent events, would be an appropriate time to carry out our ministerial duties! Tea?

*produces thermos*

~Greebo shakes her head... and waves Gwennie forward~

Excellent, Baldrick. Let the inactivity commence. It's for the good of the government, after all.

I Am So Evil.

Volrath - kindly don't be too evil in my direction. Please may I have another (giant) bag of these cheesy wotsits? Then I'm off in search of what happened to Gwennie in there. There is a sound of slurping, crunching and - inexplicably - laughter. And it's not Gwennie laughing........ But I'll need the wotsits first, please.

*runs and hides in the corner*

*presses large button*

*control panels spring up out of the arms of the chairs - there's a speed up and a slow down and a STOP! and a control stick and even a 'quick cup of tea' button*

*hits the chair*

*both rise half-an-inch above the ground*

Antigrav chairs. Think I'll install them at Alabaster House.

*hits 'Kit Kat NOW! button*

*Kit Kat appears*

*chomp*