h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well thas me sorted.

Who says you're shorter, Menza? *Turns up her hearing aid*

*looks around*

The ground doesn't look any closer.

Please Get Off My Shoulder, Shortsman Menz.

Sorry, I didn't see you there.

*leaps off to find that he is only 6 inches high*

When the hell did that happen.

Hmm still think it's a weird kinda party. *sits up top and takes a long drink and a mouthful of crisps*

Think I'll just watch and get a bit drunk

Woohoo. I'll See You On That.

(Monsterous Laugh VIII)

NyahahahahHA!

*gets worried, and hides behind Greebo*

~Greebo grins evilly and sits down on Menza~

Now this is quite funny... don't you think...

~Greebo peers around at Menza's prostrate body~

Has anyone ever told you that you werea pain in the bum???

What is it with people sitting on me.

Maby they like it.
*Vince seems to melt out of the surounding trees Bob1 runs up and hugs him*
Bob1: what the hell are you doing here
Vince: well you are in my back garden what did you expect.
Bob2: I thought this looked famila.
Vince: it should I taught you to swing a sword over there.
*looks at Greebo*
Mind if I tag along for a bit?

Bob1: do you have to and any way you forgot your wepons what use will you be now I know where I am we dont need you as a guide
*An axe appers in a tree right next to his head*
Bob1: oh ok I see where you will be usefull now

Well now I have your aproval there is a path to the ochen just over here shall we go to the beach

Yea! Beach. Let's go there.
*rummages around in copius rucksack -mumbling*
S**t! forgot the deckchair *it's a Tardis-like rucksack*
Oh well, got a hamper full of doughnuts - anyone want one? - some twiglets, and a small Tupperware box in case I get the chance to grab some seaweed for dinner...... Grebo... don't jump in the bag.... you might get lost in there.......

Greebo! Get your paws out of Sho's bag! Where are your mannners?
Sho, you'd better give her one of those doughnuts or you'll end up with no bag left!

I'm inflating the rest of the doughnuts. If we ever get to the coast we can use them to float away on........

You may have to tie Greebo up though. She won't be able to resist the Doughnuts and sink us all.

Greebo will end up biting or eating all the inflated doughnuts too!


*Gwennie grabs a hold of Greebo's tail and tries to extract her from Sho's bag.*

Do you need some rope there dear?

*climbs in bag to try to talk Greebs out*