h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What and give you something soft to land on after you scoffed all my twiglets? Oh. Ok then, left it is. Who's coming?

*strides decisively off*

um...

*shuffles back*

So, your left or mine?

I dont think I have anything to worry about. I might get a little batterd but nothing can kill me.
*turns to Greebo*
I dont see what your problem is you would do a hell of a lot more if I put a bucket of water on your hed.
*Grins*
but know you have added water to the bakery we may as well get som donuts.
*points to the rapidly growing bakery behind him. when it is fully grown he walks in and reterns with a freshly baked chocklet coverd donut*
a peace offering there is no point in starting an adventure when we are trying to kill eachother

~Greebo accepts the doughnut... and scoffs it before anyone else can ask for some... grin~

Ok Bob... friends again... ~bigger grin~

Now left... ~Greebo looks left..~

Or right... ~Greebo looks right..~

Both directions look the same...

wate a minet I have an idea
*pickes up a loose stone and throwes it down the right tunnel. a thud is herd and some angery growling*
I sugest we go left
*looks aprehensivly down the right tunnel*
Erm quickly like NOW.
*starts running down the left tunnel*

Wait Bob... shouldn't we say sorry to whoever your stones hit????

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My vote is that he appologises first.

~Greebo backs up a little... for it is a jolly large bear~

Er... yes... me thinks you should say sorry Bob....

I alreddy have for gods sake let me get out of here.
*is to late in dodging and slammed against a wall*

*rolls eyes*

Look its easy

*produces a large jar of honey and rolls it down the right hand passage*

*the bear looks at Menza with descussed. hits Bob once more for good mesure and starts to advance on Menza. Bob groning in pain*
Now can we run

Oh, I think so.

*Picks up Greebo and starts running*

*Gets up grabes Gwinnes hand and follows them*

*still running*

Didn't we miss someone?

I dont know who do you think we missed we have th important people don we

What about Sho?

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Me thinks that me is just along for the ride... ~mumbles Greebo from under Menza's arm...~

*Rubbing some tea-trea-oil-balm on Bob's claw mark*

Cheers mate. So left it was then. Well done Gwennie. So...... everyone friends again? Hm? P'raps we should have the Swiss-army-umbrella-torch at the front, and the flaming sword at the back. Nope, that doesn't make sense ('cos I'm a weedy-girly-wimp and I can't go first) ... um... flaming sword first and Swiss-army-umbrella-torch at the back.... um.... then I would be last and that bear might get me.... um......

*brightens up*
I know. Let's toast some more twiglets.

Well how about this then
*Bob clicks his fingers and then he splits in harlf. the two harlfs then fill out to make two compleat Bobs both with flaming swords*
Bob1: Is this altoger to scery
Bob2: or is it ok if you dont like it we can change back