h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Greebo's eyes go wide~

Me is seeing double!!!

*the Bobs speak in unison*
do you like it it is a little trick I picked up at a barbique when the band diddent show

Hmmm... me has seen better... ~grin~

*Bob1 Reterns the grin just more evely*
Bob1: there was therty seven of us all playing differant instraments while another 10 where doing the light show. we where securaty, waighters, chefs, bare staff all in all therer where at least 150 of us. now you have to admit that is a good trick it just gave me a head ach when I was trying to get them all back to gether.
Bob2: you did not have to resort to violence thoughyou broke my I mean your arm this is confusing me.
Bob1: it does not take much to confuse you I mean meI see what you mean and any way I did t to myself so it does not count.
*they both Draw thir sword in unison ad set them alight*
*looks at greebo questinally*
Bob1: shall we go

Why not.

*puts Greebo down and brushes a few mis-placed hairs flat*

Bob1 holds his sword as high as he can above his head to sperd more light and Bob2 waights for every one to pass and then follows about ten paces behind as they walk down the tunnel. after about an houer of walking they arive at a dece rain forist*
Bob1: now where the hell are we?

~Greebo looks around in amazement...~

Tis jolly pretty... but looks a trifle wet...

*Bob2 Grins and gives Greebo a rain coat*
no who diddent come preperd

Why thankyou Bob... most kind of you... ~grin~

*Pulls a leach from her face*

Wet and full of leaches too...

*Pulls a leach of Sho's face and starts to inspect Bob, Greebo and Menza for leaches*

Nice coat Greebs! I rather like the way it glows in dark and just look at all those doughnut sized pockets!

Well if me must wear a garment... me thinks that it should have its uses... ~grin~

Well, as your coat glows in the dark, why don't you take the lead and we'll just follow the trail of doughnut crumbs!

Since when did Greebs leave crumbs?

*Bob1 Walks in to vew with a plant that looks like a venious fly trap stuck on his head*
Bob1: hmm ufmm fumm hfumm humm fumm fumm mm humm
Bob2: what?
Bob1: FUMM HUMM HUMM
*Bob2 pulls the plant of his head*
Bob2: what?
Bob1: i said dont try and smell the flowers they are visuious

My mistake! I forgot about that...

Well, Greebo can still lead the way because she's so brave, fierce and wise.

Bob1: well I am not going in frount.
Bob2: chicken
Bob1: no I am just cerful
*Bob2 starts laughing*
Bob2: we have never been cerful in our life
Bob1: well thats no reason not to be
*Bob2 draws his sword and walks off laughing. he turns round*
Bob2: sorry I forgot Greebo is in frount isnt she I will follow on behind ok?

That and the titanium claws.

*Bob2 looks hert*
Bob2:Oh so Gods flaming vengance is not good enough for you then

I Will Skulk (Very Darkly) At The Back.

Onwards, To Death. Or Victory, But With Me Along That's Hardly Likely. Actually, We'll Probably Win, But I'll Kill You All Afterwards Anyway. If I Don't Get To Torture At Least One Prisoner.

...

Can I Hurt Something?

And I Checked. Menza Is A 0/15 Which Cannot Be Killed. Ever.
Even By Wrath of God.

Well, That's Handy.

Posting 100!!!