h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Stand aside! I am a Master Gardener!

*Grabs hold of the Lettuce Leaf That Looks Like Greebo. It throws her off and flashes a ~wicked grin~. The LLTLLG scampers up a tree and glares down at all of them.*

Gee, I never saw a lettuce act like that before.

Thats because...

It may look like a lettuce leaf that looks like Greebo...
It may sound like a lettuce leaf that looks like Greebo...
It may even... SMELL like a teeuce leaf that looks like Greebo...

But in fact... it's...

A POD PEROSN FROM THE PLANET MARS!!!

~Gasp~

ER... me thinks me needs a drink now!!!

Oppss... deydration yakes smelling go sqwiffy... od darere... hettinh words... ~grin~

Perhaps the fact that it's growing. And growing. And growing. In fact, even its growths have growths! It going to end up huge!

MY goodness... that does sound rather nasty...

Exactly...

Oh, manoman..

*pours |_| of milk for Greebo*

Here you go.

The fact that the lettuce leaf is growing and transforming!

Well, if the transforming lettuce leaf starts saying "Feed me!!", then it's truly related to our Greebo!

*Wonders what we could possibly feed it anyway...*

I think that using firtiliser may be a bad idea.

Try giving it tequila, it always works for me!

There is NO truth to the rumour that me is related to a lettuce leaf....

you turn your back for five minutes and your two parties late.
menza theres a wooden bench in the far right corner, hide behind that.
sorry im late but ive been haveing a bit of bother with my home page, in fact its buggered. take a look!

It does look a little stuffed, you had better tell TPTB.

I think I've found a (the) problem -
enjoy Incubus

Needs another " in the reference, to close the reference.

Thats all well and good, if you can get back into your homepage to edit it.

It's alright, I've left instructions for that in various other forums!

I'll have to run off to check various other forums.

Have fun - they're in there somewhere!