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Now me not going to get mad at this... no me a pretty easy going puddy tat... but if me not let out of here within say 3 seconds... me is going to start feeling a little cross... and then maybe a tad peeved.... and then me might get to thinking that it was time to get mad... and after that the word ANGRY might cross my mind... and then me might start to thinking that me was starting to see red over this matter... and then me will more than likely start sharpening my titanium tipped false claws... and then me is sure that all hell will start to break lose...

~Greebo grins ... really quite sweetly~

Of course me knows that something is going to get sorted out soon... LIKE NOW... so there absolutely no need to start thinking along those lines... IS THERE????

*Looks worried*

Quickly! Who's got the key?????

*Starts to rummage through people's pockets*

Oh that key, I got it on a chain round my neck.

*Grabs the chain, and tugs Menza and the key towards the trap and it's impatient prisoner*

Hang on Greebo! Put those claws away!

Greebo why???????? You sound so !!!!!!!!!!

~Greebo hangs on~

*slowly starts turning blue as Gwennie frantically tries to undo the lock*

http://www.h2g2.com/F29575?thread=62961&post=463192 Can we carry on over here please, as this takes forever to load now! I hope you don't think I'm being presumptuous, Greebo.... *Manages at last to unlock Greebo's trap and hopes that those claws will retract soon(ish).* You can breath now Menza... :-) :-)

I'm thinking of chnging my name. Mightily Oats, Anyone? Ridcully? The Dean? Volrath the Fallen? Alundra: The Releaser? Fowler the Damned? Greven Il-Vec? Kitsune Diro? Any suggestions? Anyone casting a vote for a name? They can do so here: http://www.h2g2.com/F29855?thread=66487 Anyone in this forum is especially invited!