h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Backing away*

Wait, wait. She still hasn't spotted the donuts. This really is abnormal behavior.

That can't be the real Greebo. Is there something we can capture it in?

*Sneaks over and takes down the clothes line. Makes a big loop and sets it on the ground around the donuts and milk. Trails the end away from the center and sits ready to jerk it tight if the Greebo pod thing steps foot inside it.*

Good idea, I'll keep the gun as a back up. Just incase it gets free.

Do you really think this pod person is so evil? Maybe it's just heard of Greebo's famous parties and just wanted to join in! Just because it keeps turning into people around here doesn't mean it's trying to eat us! Maybe it's just trying to communicate.

That could be it....or you could be one of THEM, too.

*cue creepy music*

LOL.

Ok, you go make friends with it, Garglesnorf. We stand ready to pick up the pieces.

Well, the pod-Greebo hasn't made a move towards the doughnuts. Maybe we should get one of those cannon-nets, like they had on "Wild Kingdom". Where's Jack Hanna when you need him?

How about a tiger trap, as it seems to have a thing for being a cat.

That would be perfect. It even looks like a tiger. I sure hope it's not the real Greebo. It couldn't be, though. The doughnuts are still there. Well, we'll have to go with the tiger trap. Do we have one here?

Shouldn't we make it a Heffalump trap. Has anybody seen the size of it.

LOL.

Yea it is pretty big.

~Greebo stops chasing her tail.. looks up... eyes the doughnuts... eyes everyone else... glares at Castle~

Are you inferring that me is big?

Nah! Just that your bum looks big in that cat suit...

*Runs and hides behind Mari-Rae*

Miaow!

*pulls out box thing*

I have a cunning plan!

~Greebo spends a couple of minutes trying to see her own bottom...~

Me is not big... me is just cuddly... ~frown~... and me is NOT a pod person either... so you can all get that out of your heads right now!!!

Well we were trying to capture it with out hurting. so all we would have to do is let you out of the trap.

*Passes Greebo a mug of doughnut flavoured milk*

I'd say you were just cuddly, Greebo!

*Hopes that this grovelling will stop Greebo "doing her hair" when she's released from the trap*

Has anyone got the key to the trap?