ME!!!!
Despite my vastly original title I am actually a very interesting person. After being dropped on my head at a very early age, I developed a tragic disability. I became afflicted with sitidrawkcab, a chronic inability to write or speak forwards. So how, you may wonder, can I be writing this? The sad truth is, that in order to cure my affliction, I have to be suspended upside down in a specially designed harness in order to speak or write in an understandable manner. I therefore hope that you will attribute anything on this page to a severe case of too much blood rushing to the head, a sad side-effect of this treatment.
Despite my problems I manage to lead a full and active life, designing traffic systems for various city councils. I was however recently sacked when they discovered that the plans were designed upside down, although why it took them twenty years, hundreds of traffic jams and in one case the inexplicable story of one motorist ending up at the North Pole, I don't know. Anyway, I hope you enjoy my page, and if you can send me some messages from time to time, as my nurse doesn't come 'till Tuesday to release me from the harness.
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