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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Dec 21, 2003
OK, you can have that pint on the house... Membership entails little more than promoting the League, subscribig to the page and threads and being prepared to arm yourself with 
mini guns and 
laucher should collective or anywhere else dare to decalre war on hootoo again.
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Researcher U541071 Posted Dec 21, 2003
i will need to get in-to training and do a bit of 
ing to get in shape then
will i need a title
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Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Dec 21, 2003
you could come and help in the armoury?
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Dec 21, 2003
You don't *need* a title, no. But you can have one if you wish.
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Researcher U541071 Posted Dec 21, 2003
i could help in the armoury, do we need to sort out the ammunition
oh yes i would like a title. 
what could i be 
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Dec 21, 2003
First Auxiliary Armourer?
We're currently thinking about news forms of weaponary...
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Dec 22, 2003
ahh berkeep, have you got my vodka martini?
*looks araound the bar and does a double take at Dr Anthea, sure that she seems familiar, but decides he must be mistaken as the person he thought it was is on coruscant*
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Researcher U541071 Posted Dec 22, 2003
"First Auxiliary Armourer" now i like the sound of that
shall i Practice my shooting skills I’ll try hitting the 
from 100 meters with a 
yeah got it
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Dec 22, 2003
hey barkeep, better make that a pint of martini. I just got some really bad news 
Apparently Michael Andrews' really awful cover of Tears for Fears' amazing Mad World is No 1 for crimbo
PS
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Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) Posted Dec 22, 2003
Hello Stealth hello all
Can i have a 
please Stealth
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Researcher U541071 Posted Dec 22, 2003
stealth. have you got the membership forms there yet i'll have a 
while im waiting
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Dec 22, 2003
Three sambucas for the Totty!
A for Midnight, hope you're well
And one pint of martini for the gentleman...
Donnie here's your ... F1707679?thread=358975 is where you should go to sign your name and U number for membership.
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Researcher U541071 Posted Dec 23, 2003
stealth, i'll have a look at that aplication form later but i enjoyed that mild so much i think i'll have another first
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Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) Posted Dec 23, 2003
Stealth just what i need.
Im not so bad 
how you doing?
Hello everyone else who is in tonight
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Researcher 234607 Posted Dec 23, 2003
`sneaks up behind midnight and bellows in her lubhole......GET ME DRIIIINK!!!!!!`
then and locks herself in the ladies till midnight stops fumin 
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Researcher U541071 Posted Dec 23, 2003
hello 
hows you this frosty night
nice and warm in here though, you for a drink or can i get you something
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- 61: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Dec 21, 2003)
- 62: Researcher U541071 (Dec 21, 2003)
- 63: Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs (Dec 21, 2003)
- 64: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Dec 21, 2003)
- 65: Researcher U541071 (Dec 21, 2003)
- 66: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Dec 21, 2003)
- 67: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Dec 22, 2003)
- 68: Researcher U541071 (Dec 22, 2003)
- 69: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Dec 22, 2003)
- 70: Researcher U541071 (Dec 22, 2003)
- 71: Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) (Dec 22, 2003)
- 72: Researcher 234607 (Dec 22, 2003)
- 73: Researcher 234607 (Dec 22, 2003)
- 74: Researcher U541071 (Dec 22, 2003)
- 75: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Dec 22, 2003)
- 76: Researcher 234607 (Dec 22, 2003)
- 77: Researcher U541071 (Dec 23, 2003)
- 78: Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) (Dec 23, 2003)
- 79: Researcher 234607 (Dec 23, 2003)
- 80: Researcher U541071 (Dec 23, 2003)
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