A Conversation for The League of H2G2
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Started conversation Jan 11, 2004
Welcome to the Library! If you want to borrow any books, tough we only discuss them here. This library was opened as we were filling up the commanders office with people talking about books and book-ey things. Remember, treat the books with respect, always carry a banana with you, and never, ever, say the 'm' word
PS Librarians rule Ook!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 12, 2004
TB, I've already made it clear that you can't hold two positions at the same time. You'll need to find a new librarian.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 12, 2004
sure, I never stated that I was The Librarian, I did alude to the existance of a Librarian. He however has an other job with university somewhere, so he'll probably want someone to rune this place for him.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 12, 2004
I've put an ad in the registration box saying that we need one.
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jan 12, 2004
If we define ourselves as more of a book club, does that obviate the need for a librarian? 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 13, 2004
No. This is the library where the bookclub meets. We still need a librarian.
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jan 13, 2004
Why the restriction on jobs? If i'm allowed, I'll take on the role,or else we co-opt THE librarian.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 13, 2004
Because I'm a cruel b*st*rd and I have no idea how to run a society!
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jan 13, 2004
Why not delegate?
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U218534 Posted Jan 14, 2004
I used to be a librarian... but I suppose that the job is closed to me 
even though I'm more qualified than the rest of you, we librarians are set to take over the world, muahahahahaha! 
Sorry.
*regains composure*
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jan 14, 2004
Joe, You have my backing. The sooner we can get this started the better. Our glorious Leader will have to lump it!
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 15, 2004
well, we can assume that *the* Librarian is still, technically, running the place, till we can find someone to run it in his absense. On to the toppic of books, I got a copy of 'The Works of Oscar Wilde' yesteday, all I wanted was picture of dorian gray, but this cost me £2 instead of the £5.99 that PoDG would have cost on it's own 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 15, 2004
I have lots of Robert Rankin books.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 15, 2004
oh, hey GB, how'd you get here so quickly?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 15, 2004
It's got something to do with the trasperambulation of pseudo-cosmic anti-matter.
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jan 15, 2004
Gb could we use the various league locations for a game of Golf " Brentford Rules"?
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 15, 2004
Umm, explain the rules. however, if it involves smacking high velocity titanium cored projectiles around with a stick then, I suspect playing it in the library may not be a good idea. Unless, that is, you like the idea of having your limbs ripped off and shoved into various orifices.
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- 1: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 11, 2004)
- 2: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 12, 2004)
- 3: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 12, 2004)
- 4: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 12, 2004)
- 5: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Jan 12, 2004)
- 6: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 13, 2004)
- 7: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Jan 13, 2004)
- 8: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 13, 2004)
- 9: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Jan 13, 2004)
- 10: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 13, 2004)
- 11: U218534 (Jan 14, 2004)
- 12: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Jan 14, 2004)
- 13: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 15, 2004)
- 14: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 15, 2004)
- 15: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 15, 2004)
- 16: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 15, 2004)
- 17: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 15, 2004)
- 18: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Jan 15, 2004)
- 19: U218534 (Jan 15, 2004)
- 20: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 15, 2004)
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