h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*waters a potted plant*

*after tripping over charlies dog, swearing loudly and arguing on the phone he finaly reads the blog*

What????

oh, sorry

What? Your plan to userp me TB? how could you! Rude! you'll never manage it! I wont allow it!
You'll never take MOTMV from me!

no, I did, but now I've given up on that, and anyway, I did give you fair warning when I joined.

yeah i know

*looks at the the shelves and removes a random book only to be hit in the face by the shelves swinging back to reveal a strange dungeon room full of plans on pieces of paper*

I.... think you just moved a bit faster than i expected

*quickly takes book off Jack and puts it back on the shelf, before turning Jack away from the now closing door*

You don't want to worry about that room, just forget you saw it. And don't worry about any take over atempts, except from GB, notice how he now controls the main page?

Ye-es.....

and he has publicly stated his intention to take over...

I think you have too

*gets loose of TB's grip and turns to the bookshelf*

*starts playing absent mindedly with the books to see if there are anymore secret rooms*

*Once more steers Jack away from the books*

So what are you doing for the next hour or so?

*Starts absentmidedly runing his fingers up and down Jacks chest*

Charlie's not on line we could... you know...

*is mildly surprised*

It seems to me that you are infact having an affair with everyone on this site, and that makes you a very dangerous person you know

*reshelves some books and does some light dusting*

*shocked*

I'm not having an affair with everyone here, for instance GB is a definite no, and I haven't tried for Anthea yet. In fact the only person who reciprocated and wasn't trying to use me is Luthiena, and we're currently in General Plotting's cellar at MotMV HQ

then what were you trying to do
1) with charlie and
2) with me just then?

but nothing came of either occasion, if I didn't know how wonderful I am I might start getting woried it was something to do with me

is that so know? so are you saying this is my fault......?

*stares at him fixedly*

*continues dusting*

well not as such...

*continues staring fixedly*

well I mean it isn't like you're single is it? And I'm assuming this was a 'no'

sooo, Anthea are you doing anything later?

well... i have to work on the dewy decemal system...
and then sort out the databanks on all the books...
but maybe i can fit in some time for lunch...