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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 2, 2004
no that dosent go there...
stop you dont know what your doing. you cant put dickens next to adams...
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 2, 2004
I think I should know where the books go, I built the flaming place. Anyway, this isn't relly Dickens, if you look carefully someones swapped the dust jackets over from Salmon of Doubt and Volume one of the collected works dof Dickens.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 2, 2004
I don't think you should reffer to the library as "the flaming place."
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Mar 2, 2004
*walks in with a flamethrower* or I might get ideas...
*walks out*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 2, 2004
You try to kill me, you rebel against me, but reshelving the books goes too far TB! 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 2, 2004
are you deliberately trying to reinforce the steriotype that the irish are thick? 1) I didn't try to kill you, 2) I'm rebelling against the evil partnership of Mr C and BLT and trying to save you from their evil brainwashing ways, and 3) THEY'RE MY FLURKING BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 2, 2004
Not anymore! They're Dr Antheas books now.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 2, 2004
no, she just does an amazingly brilliant and wonderful job of running the place, they still belong to me.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 2, 2004
No. She's the best librarian of all time, and they're her books.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 2, 2004
For she's a jolly good good fellow, for she's a jolly good fellow...
*places 
on the desk*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 2, 2004
No! They're my books, on loan to the library, and she's not only the best librarian of all time, but also of all space and associated dimentions
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 2, 2004
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 2, 2004
The problem with Dewey is that the religion section is almost all Christianity based. There are five sets for non-christian texts. LOC is good if you have a reference collection, but it's terribly inconveinent for the casual browser.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 2, 2004
i have some books of my own i will put into the libery...
thay will not be taken out,
and i will sort out the religion section...
*starts rereshelfing the books into there correct places*
or TB could just... sell me the books...
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 2, 2004
SELL MY BOOKS!?!?!?!?! are you insane? they're MY BOOKS!!!!!!!!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 2, 2004
yeah...
pay for your books... with my own money... what was i thinking...
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 3, 2004
What are the Library policies?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 3, 2004
no talking, no late returns, no damageing books, no eating or drinking near the books, no bending the spine of the books, ro reshelfing the books without the guidence of libery personel and no withdrawing books without getting them stamped, no withdrawing restricted books for more than a 24 hr period, no writeing on the books, no annoying the books, no faulcifing copyes of the books, payment of fines on threat of death, and always close the door after you come in or go out of the libery, no causing a draft... it might unsettle the books, any i have forgoten...
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 3, 2004
No quoteing from any of the books in the library as this is a breach of copywrite?
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- 81: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 2, 2004)
- 82: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 2, 2004)
- 83: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 2, 2004)
- 84: BLT: Not dead - yet (Mar 2, 2004)
- 85: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 2, 2004)
- 86: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 2, 2004)
- 87: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 2, 2004)
- 88: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 2, 2004)
- 89: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 2, 2004)
- 90: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 2, 2004)
- 91: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 2, 2004)
- 92: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Mar 2, 2004)
- 93: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 2, 2004)
- 94: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 2, 2004)
- 95: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 2, 2004)
- 96: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 2, 2004)
- 97: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 3, 2004)
- 98: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 3, 2004)
- 99: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 3, 2004)
- 100: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 3, 2004)
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