h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A sandwich? And who's Bob?

aha, for i am Bob. or at least, i am A Bob, whether i'm the Bob or not is yet to be seen.

I know you are not THE Bob because he spells his name differently.

how does Bob spell his name?

I can't spell it here because of the limited characters, but the second B is capitalized and backwards.

That's a different Bob from this one then.

So who is Bob and why is he in my office?

ask Ben, its all his fault, i had no part in it.

I doubt that, for GodBen can do no wrong in my eyes.

*Mr C gains some points in Bens book.*

Bob, would you care to flater me in some way?

Anything interesting happened in my bar in the six months I've been away from it?

Ben, your greed is insatiable, and you capcity for good so small that even an amoeba could not find it with a magnifying glass!

you are truly EVIL!!!!!!!

I prefer evil. The lower case letters make it look more sinister.