h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, sorry...

*begins to do menial tasks in penance*

So what do you want me to do? I'd like to help...

Just general spying. Warn us if you find out info about a war anywhere on hootoo.

Yessir!

*salutes*

You can start by giving me a report on the TA. I've heard rumours of a war?

The TA is not really looking for war on anyone else.....they're more concerned with throwing spook out of power and getting verc back in.

Spook may attack the MotMV army but that isn't definite and I don't think he will....

No no. I want a full, detailed report.

Yessir

*leaves to find one*

*Waits.*

These are the supporters of Lord Verc and their U numbers:
Lord Verc (well <duh&gtU201249
His Divine Shadow U210920
Skullock U202233
Craxus U210828
Lady Admiral Articuno U193180
Hussassan (being employed as bounty hunter) U200779
Reefgirl U190551
Jodan U201497
AK U236276

Bit of TA Lord Verc is still in charge of is
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A1087625
Also Reefgirl has offered her island.

Everyone else seems either indifferent, spook supporters or offline too much to make much difference (or all three )

So spooks indifferent supporters who are offline most of the time wont be able to stop the MotMV then?

Doubtful, any defence they make will be hours if not days or weeks too late

So was my info good?

*collapses from exhaustion of trawling through backlog to find these definite names and U numbers*

No. I want a sit-rep of the what's going on.

What's a sit-rep?

I'll get one for you when I know what one is...

Situation Report.

I thought I told you one of those earlier

Do you want it more detailed, is that it?

I want a League sit-rep, not an MotMV one.

How do our defences and offences match up with theirs?

Concerning the Motmv & TA:

The Masters of the Multiverse, now under the command of one Godben (the old leader abandoned hootoo I think)(our leader happens to be the same person...), decided to gather up all the evil armies and launch a large-scale attack on the Terranic Army. I am on both sides but will pick one to fight for. Anyway, meanwhile, Verc noticed that Spook has been very busy lately and asked him if he would like to give the control of the army to someone else to keep it going. Though I don't know if Verc wants it back or not.

Also, the Terranic Army in general got a little revival, for a logn time no one posted at all but now a few people are there. (probably died because of Spook neglecting it)

That's what I've gathered from lurking. though it may not be accurate(if other people got it wrong then I did too)
Judging by the pace and progress that the MOTMV have made since this started I seriously doubt it'll ever get off the drawing board.

Meanwhile, the league does nothing whatsoever, as far as I know.(not that we should...)

By the way, Godben, I'm very curious to know if this code at the top of the League page came straight from Wonko's space or did you actualyl make it yourself?

Hmm, now there's something that warrents investigation. Lots of people in my Friends list have something similar, usually with the visitor code slipped in.