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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 4, 2005
Semi talented/semi comatose. Same thing.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 5, 2005
Perfect; now act like a bad actor.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 5, 2005
You want be to debase my only talent? 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 5, 2005
It's not your only talent. You are a fine leader, a great orator, a brilliant general, and a small island nation whose main export is pain.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 5, 2005
Actually thr pain industry nose-dived and now my main export is pizza.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 5, 2005
So the scientists have left their laboratory of dangerous weapons completely unguarded?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 6, 2005
I don't think they had any 'dangerous' weaponary.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 6, 2005
What about...
/whisper/the trolly?/whisper/
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 6, 2005
Well that was just a trolly. Sure, it had machine guns on it, but those weren't dangerous. At least they weren't if the weren't loaded.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 6, 2005
What about the things in the fridge?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 7, 2005
Those things were only dangerous when eaten.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 8, 2005
What about the Cannon of Immesureable Pain?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 8, 2005
Well that was only immesurable because there's no measurment system to measure pain.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 9, 2005
How about the Falling Daggars Chandelier?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 9, 2005
That was only dangerous to people who didn't have steel umbrellas.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 9, 2005
What of the Plasma screen TV then?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 10, 2005
That was useful for watching the TV.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 10, 2005
*zips out to nick the TV*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 11, 2005
And bring the DVD player of death while you're at it.
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