h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Walks in pulling a large trolly with the words "MATH102 revision notes" written on the side*
Can I have a large bag of donut holes please?

*hands over donut holes*

Joanna can you bring down some S16s for Tommorrow.

DD on location in London.

Sorry, they don't travel well...
*joanna, stressing about missing her train this afternoon*

*removes the self-service sign for a whole hour & hopes Joanna made it down alright*

Everybody come on over to the Aroma Café forum at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26140&thread=51409 where they're having a bit of a party. There's an occasion. AND BRING DOGNUTS!

ooh, a party? Don't mind if I do.
Green Jester's a party crasher on H2G2.


*Dissapears to the party*

Oh, hi y'all. I presume it's self-service, since everyone seems to be at the party...

Takes a box of doughnuts (mainly S7s, because they're his personal faves, but C3s and Bicycle Wheels and others too), leaves a note to explain the sudden drop in stock, and carries the doughnuts to the party.

*Removes the self-service sign because she couldn't go to the meet-up & is very sad about that but has decided that h2g2's still there...even if it is a little quiet...*

Donuts anyone...?

I'll have one!!
I couldn't go to the do either, but never mind... We can be miserable together!
Could I have something without too much sugar please, I don't want anything getting caught in my beard...

Ah-ha! Someone to be miserable with!

How about a chocolate supreme then...there's no sugar on them 'cos they're covered in chocolate...

How's the beard coming BTW?

It's the furry little friend I never had!
It's the only friend I ever had... sniff
*Gratefully accepts the chocolate supreme*
Give it another week and it'll be just right and grown to Jonathan Frakes proportions...
*Strokes beard lovingly, trying to look intelectual... but failing miserably...*

aww...

I have returned!!!
To all those who don't know, I've had a little virus scare recently, and was unable to acess h2g2. But I'm back now, with a new browser!
Could I have a SR to celebrate please?

That's great!!!

*hands over an SR*

Just back from London

Can I have a Hydrogen Cooled HUD please

*Green Jester walks in, carrying some hydrogen from Crater Labs, Inc., takes a HUD, dips it in the nitrogen, and lays it on the table*

I know it's not my job, but I've nothing better to do at the moment.

Thanks!*Raises in appreciation*

*Takes HUD and sits down in the corner after slaming Performance and Cocktails on the Jukebox*

*looks round, seems unusually quiet

Picks up a chocolate EBA for himself and a HUD for Dr. Wendy*

Cheers E!
Don't you just hate hackers?