h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hands over the extra 5 donuts & a packet of peanuts*

So nice to know no-one's moved it.

*strolls in. piano stops playing. bandito in corner hides under table*

Hi hi

Evenin', E. How goes things? I'll have one of those chocolate cake doughnuts if you've got any left

Sorry I haven't been around much. I've been quite busy with fiction stuff at Comic Book Resources. (hey, I've been writin' a story along with about 10 others, go check it out, the links on my homepage... )

Good to see the Saving the Galaxy effort's back on track after I weirded it out. I just wanted to write that "Be my guest" song parody

Yeah, parodies are fun. That's why I like "Weird Al" Yankovic. As a matter of fact, I have "Addicted To Spuds" playing on my CD player as I type this.

*Checks watch*

I'd better go and see how the removal of the Krylma leader went at Lil's Studio. Later!

*Teleports out*

Weird Al rocks!

Of course! I can't wait until he goes on tour again. I saw him this year, so I probably only have to wait, what, two years? Yeah, that should be right. Excuse me for a moment . . .

*Runs outside. A few minutes later, the sound of "Ride of the Valkery" can be heard*

boooooooooommmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!

*Runs in*

Got a snowball order.

*Listens to CD player*

Okay, now he's playing "I Love Rocky Road", one of my personal favorites. There should be a rocky road donut.

I'm a zebra.

Excuse me...but to someone who hasn't read any backlog, "I'm a zebra" is a little strange...

How about a zebra donut...with black & white icing...?

*Finally reads a small bit of the backlog and hands over a chocolate cake donut to Al*

DON'T EAT IT!
Anyone who is a logical atheist will be killed on it in a puff of smoke!
Sadly, the Uni monsters are shutting down the computer rooms for tonight.

Yes, that sounds very good .

*hands over a honey donut to BB*

BB, I didn't mean it was a donut made of zebra...only that it looks like on with the icing on it...

*hands over a zebra donut to TC*

*walks in, with his broken lightsaber*
Not fair
Oh, I s'pose it is...
I'm so lame!
EBA please E...

*walks in, with his broken lightsaber*
Not fair
Oh, I s'pose it is...
I'm so lame!
EBA please E...

*hands over 2 EBA's to Mrgrunt & tries not to gloat over the broken lightsabre *

*walks in, with his broken lightsaber*
Not fair
Oh, I s'pose it is...
I'm so lame!
EBA please E...

What...you weren't content with the other 2...

*hands over another EBA *

*walks in, his lightsaber lit, eminating a ruby light*

*laughs at Mrgrunts' bust saber*

Thought you could hide eh?

OK, OK...you can't fight here...you'll have to go outside...just be infront of the window so we can all watch...

Why don't you fight him? A sort of Sith-lovers-tiff
My saber's kaput...