h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good morning - would you like Joanna to make a special high-caffeine level doughnut to keep you awake?

It's OK I'm taking it intravenously here IRL. The office was shocked when I took coffee for the first time when there was milk available. However I meet the 12 o'clock deadline for completed applications with 2 hours to spare so I have improved from my student days. I was so glad I was an athlete for the long run from the library on the 2nd floor, down to the library exit on the 1st to the opposite side of the site and up two floors to the school office. Is it any wonder I was doing sub 4 minute miles back then.

I left the up! what makes you think I can serve donuts when I'm not here???

LUNCHTIME

Well is it still up or do I have to serve myself a Blackberry and Starfruit JD in honour of getting my applivcation off in plenty of time to BlackStar.

Joanna, who said anything about you serving? I merely wondered if DD would create a market for special Caffeine doughnuts that you could make - I did not mean or say that you were around to make one.
But you must admit you do have a habit of being here when you say you're not.

Either that or Andromeda pops up from behind the counter.

*hands over DDs JD, and Honey for BB*
I do make caffeine donuts, I also make anti-headache donuts.
But they aren't listed on the menu for the forseable future.
The reason for this is entirely arbitrary.
I also may have forseen the future wrongly.

:Þ

What surely not so wrongly that the unmentionable may get a look in.

DON'T MENTION THAT!!!!!
It's unmentionable.

No, not that wrongly.
*smiles at you disturbingly, DD*

Hey I didn't mention it. The merest possiblity of the thought of mentioning it hadn't even begun to formualate or speculate about the opportunity to cross my mind.

Yes it had.

It is true, you did not mention it. I was warning you that should you ever feel the slightest bit tempted to mention it, don't.

*Innocently*

Moi?

*Ignores last comment and has a doughnut*

*has a chocolate donut before going away to do four hours revision... if you see me on before then shout....*

*remves the sign until 8pm...*

Can I have a honey?

*hands over a honey donut*

Thankyou.
Quiet here - has everyone got bored of Doughnuts?