h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry...I didn't know Joanna had gone...

*hands over an amazingly good surprise donut*

Thankyou E
*Changes cd on the jukebox to anything of E's request, as she's been a good girl and has finished her music recitals...*

Aww...ta...

*Exactly the music E wants to listen to starts playing on the jukebox...even if she's not sure what it is...ooh...hang on...it's Bohemian Rhapsody *

*Puts it on and sings*
"Is this the real life,
Is this just fantasy,
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality..."

Your turn

My turn...???

Don't be silly...I'm listening...

This must be the extended version...

*Runs in*

Hello, all. My computer broke for half a week, which is why I've not been here lately. Could I have a Mobius, please? No coffee, please, I've about got this Krylma guy out of my system, but I think I'm gonna need 'im close by if I actually manage to pull this off.

*Plays "I Love Rocky Road" by "Weird Al" Yankovic on the jukebox*

I'd love a donut, Joanna. Please can I have one?

I've been away for a while, so I thought I had better use the autopost, since my compuer is so slow.

So, how is everybody?

Thanks

*hands over belated SR*
I visited your homepage again, GR, its cool... I like the pictures & slambook

I'm wowed by your amazing selection, Joanna. Please may I have a Heisenburg Uncertainty Donut?

*hands over HUD*
Hi Tony, Welcome
Do tell me what flavour it turns out to be, won't you? 'cause people keep saying they're "uncertain"...

Thank you, Joanna!
*Bites into HUD*
Hmmmmmm, gooseberry and blackcurrant?

That sounds nice... but if I have one now it'll be something completely different...

*helps self to HUD*
Mmmmmm... mango?


Been around here long?

*Walks in followed by the smell of barbeques*
Shoo!
Hi Joanna
Could I have a JD please?
I've just been chopping wood and need sugar...
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok,
I sleep all night and I work all day..."

*hands over JD*

Keep singing...

"I chop down trees I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra,
Should I eat this fresh JD?
I wouldn't go that far..."
Viva la Monty Python!

"The window doesn't open, the fan is broke;
my face is turning blue.
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see "The Who";
I shoul've got off a couple miles ago,
But I couldn't get to the door;
There isn't any room for me to breathe,
And now we're gonna pick up more!"

Another One Rides The Bus. Long live "Weird Al"!

okay....
donut?

Please. IWA. We're getting rid of the Krylma leader on another forum, so I need something to take my mind off of it.

*hands over IWA*
Okay...thats good, i guess.