h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Rabbit: Nope, just you and me Doc.

And me.

Not for much longer.
*As this is on BB's beach, BB has powers to expell rabbit.
The rabbit is now gone.*

Rabbit: Aw gee.

*The rabbit trudges off into the distance. The screen circles around him. But just before it closes he pushes his head out*

That's all folks.

I'm here too. Just sticking my head round the door...

Does this place have a door? I imagine it as being like a little doughnut cantina...

*takes S7, silently berating himself for his lack of adventurous spirit when it comes to doughnut selection*

It's okay to be a little timid. After all, never order the S3 . . . uh, the unmentionable donut.

Bless uss

poor gollem nobody seeses me.

*stretches for more mobiusses*



MMMmmmm I likes me isssss

It has got a door, Joanna has locked it up before and left us access to the microwave and baskets of Doughnuts. But I remember when it was just a basket and there was no alpine Sandcastle under it.

Has Gollum lost his precious?

Maybe he should check in his pocketses?

Oh, before I forget...

*takes Mandy back, since her gif is fixed and she can now proudly reside at Al's page*

Thanks for looking after Mandy, Joanna! Any time you need to clean out Leazes' fishtank, I'll gladly play fishminder for you!

*eats his S7 in ordinary prosaic nyum-nyum-nyum manner*

I have a cry for help.
If anyone would like to add anything to this entry, I'd really welcome your input.
http://www.h2g2.com/A276671
Thanks.

*finishes doughnut, walks off into sunset*

Bless uss

SSSSSSSsnot lost. STOLEN

looked in pocketses.

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Donuts anyone?

We even do ring donuts...if you want one...

*Trudges in, feeling very dispondant*
Evening E, could I have something to cheer me up please
*Puts 'You and Your Friend' by Dire Straits on the Jukebox*
*Slumps in chair*

*hands over an S16 just incase the extra sugar would help*

What's the matter Mrgrunt?

*Tweaks a button on the back of his neck*
*Mrgrunt morphs into his alter ego, James Lawford*
I'm just upset at what i've done.
To start off with, I joined the guide because I thought I could provide some valuable insights into where I live and my life. I joined at the same time as my friend Phil, AKA Mr Hazmandoo, and things were going great. Then people in my college group started seeing what me and phil were doing, and decided to join, just because it seemed like a good skive. Now i've unleashed Fiend, who is a prick at the best of times, onto the guide, and Anxer, who hates Fiend and joined just to spite him. They didn't join for the same reasons as you or I. And i've got my theory test tommorow, and three assignments to hand in by Friday. It's just getting to me, thats all, E

*sympathy*

*lots & lots of sympathy*

Poor you...

...They might calm down after a bit...you never know... They might even forget about it & drop of the face of h2g2... You never know...

I'm sure everything'll work out in the end... And I'm here...so if you need to overdose on donuts, just tell me...

*Joolsee tiptoes in, having seen the look on Mrgrunts face.*
Hi E, apple donut please.
*Mouthes silently to E - What's up with Mrgrunt? He's got a face like a smacked bum. Turns to Mrgrunt.*
Hey, Grunty old fella, anything I can do?

I'll just have a jam doughnut and go home, but thank you for the sympathy, E.
*tries to smile, but fails*
G'night
*Gratefully takes Jam doughnut from E, and decides to walk down the hill*