h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*stumbles in eyes temporarily out of service from reading all that backlog*

*grabs a Snow Rainbow and leaves before bumping into something and breaking it*

*too late. While not broken, the juke is stuck playing Old Time Rock and Roll*

*leaves a note saying that she will reemburse for any damage that is/has been/will be done because of this*

*walks in- covers her ears, grimaces, and walks out thinking:
'Man I really want a donut! But I just can't handle this!
Out of earrange, telepathically talks to the note that GreyRose left,and then thinks, 'Oh GreyRose, how could you?'

*telepathically answers back*

I didn't mean to. I would fix it if I could. I'm sure someone will come along and fix it.

Well, don't be sad, share your donut with me instead!

OK.

*breaks donut in half and presents it to P'hul* *

thanks, now i think i need to go look at your page!
see ya!

*Suanters in, noticing grimaces on patrons telepathic faces.*

*Reaches behind juke box and attaches improbability circuit*

*Juke box repairs itself. It also now dispenses jellybeans (but only the black ones)*

*Eats jelly beans*

May I please have a mobius strip with sprinkles on one side please

*revears (sp?) Adeel as new god (or godess?)*

*praises Oh Handy One that eats the sacred black jellybeans*

only the gods know why anyone would eat black jellybeans, so those who do must be the gods, themselves.

I think it's self serve right now my friend.

*tosses Adeel a Snow Rainbow*

Try one of these. They're my special donut you know.

Hello Joanna, I'm Ted. Are the jelly-beans complimentary?(looks for Zeppelin or Floyd on Jukebeanbox)
Do you have any vegan donuts? You know, no dairy? If so surprise me...

*Joolsee, dressed in sandals and a toga type thing, enters, playing a lyre*
*strum*
Oh hail to the donuts
*strum*
Hail to those confections that brighten our day
*strum*
Oh hail to the donuts
*strum*
Hail to Joanna, and Eomando her deputy, who give them away
*strum*
*Joolsee leaves, taking a custard donut.*

MMMMMMMMmmm donutsiss

Bless Uss

*joanna puts out bs's breakfast donut*

Could I have a dougnut to go please? A chocolate one. I'll eat it with my coffee back at the pub.

-B-

*hands over chocolate donut in Mt. Sandcastle's donut stall bag*

Eat and enjoy, Bumblebee!

What's the ruling on toga's as swimming custume? I've noticed that Joolsee is wearing one. BTW can I have a non-chocolate Doughnut please.

*hands over donut sans chocolate*
I knoweth not those rules of HRASC, for I am not a member

To premepmt (?) any HRASC type pouncing, I am now wearing only a revolving bow tie. I trust that will be acceptable?
Apple mobius please, Joanna,

*hands over apple mobius*

Thanks!
*Spins bow tie*
How is everyone doing today (GMT)?