h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Joolsee runs around, panicking.*
Sharks! Sharks! Get out of the water! Get out of the water!
*Hurls lifedonut at Joanna.*

*Calming down.*
It was white, but it's covered in jam now.
Sorry.

I have to support Joanna in this, she has never worn clothes anywhere near the Donut Stall. I think evil Fiend was getting carried away, and everyone is losing a sence of direction here.

I was not, never have, and never will wear a white blouse
*looks really upset*

*Now hardly hyperventilating at all.*
*Cleans jam off glasses.*
Oh yes. Sorry Joanna, what was I thinking of?
I'd better go and calm down. Bye all!

Joolsee are you wearing cloths if so as a H.R.A.S.C. lifeguard I must insist you remove them immediately or else we rick shark investation. I would show you my certificate but they haven't been issued yet.

donut anyone???

*DD waves smelling salts under Joanna's nose*

Ok lisen up I would like to know if any of you play Mechcommander on Mplayer if yes I would like to
challenge you to a dual to the death.

TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE
TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE
TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE
TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE
TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE
TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE TEAM POKE RULE

And let no one tell you different.

Well I must go now, stop using the colege access to the internet.
BYE BYE JOANNA, I BET YOUR A REAL HORNY BABE
Shut up Evil Me
AAAAHHHHH!
*Evil Me hits Good me*
ouch!
Bye Joanna
BYE HORNY BABE

IWA, thanks Joanna.
Look, I've told you, I'm just in a bathrobe, so I'm not really dressed. I've really, really got to go. But I can't. I am weak, weak, DO YOU HEAR ME! *Goes into full Kirk Douglas mode* I'm GOING TO LOG OFF and NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP ME!
DO YOU HEAR ME?
*Grabs donut, and crushes it to a pulp with one hand, staring at everyone wildly.*
HAHA HA HAHAHA HA HAHA HA!
*Runs off down beach.*
*Sees top of Statue of Liberty sticking out of sand, rusted with age.*
Those idiots! Those idiots!
*Julsee fades out.*

Man this is so sssssssssslllllllllllllllloooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Note - Yes, I know that was Charlton Heston (probably the best actor ever to have a motorway service station named after them), but I think Kirk always did crack-ups better than Charlton. Thanks.

I apologise Joanna - I did not realise I was creating such a monsterous conversation, I only wanted to asve my friend's life....

Well go over to http://www.h2g2.com/A270695 and vote for him in the H2G2 Academy Lifetime Achievement Award then.

S'okay, Blue?
DD- thanks for the smellingsalts.
Julsee, you okay?
Raven, try visiting
http://www.h2g2.com/A264863
http://www.h2g2.com/A229772
http://www.h2g2.com/A243848
- random places I got by searching for "Pokémon"
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Donut anyone?

*Ride of the Valkyries is heard coming from outside.*

BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

*Music fade and Garius Lupus walks in*

Hello Joanna and DD and whoever else is out there. May I have a toffee/honey EBA, please.

*puts Daytripper on jukebox*

*hands over toffee/honey EBA*
Afgncaap5 *said* he would see about soundproofing the stall.
*glares at GL, momentarily, then looks dangerously pleasant*
I just have a *slight* headache, is all...

Ohhhhh, terribly sorry for that. I guess that's what that big pink button was for. I was afraid to push it without knowing what it does. Here, I'll try it now.

*Runs outside. Ride of the Valkyries can be heard faintly.*

bbbboooommmm.

*Runs back in.*

There, how was that?

*much* better
Thanks!
How are you?