h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Finally escapes from MrGrunts headlock and pelts him with a snowball*

I win!!! Hey everyone MrGrunt and I have introduced another of our college "chums" to the world of H2G2...

He is researcher 113890 and goes by the name of Fiend - read his homepage but please don't fear, he's completely harmless

http://www.h2g2.com/U113890

*eats another IWA*

I'll have a DNA please Jo
Glad to see you're smiling again!
*Put's 'It's gonna get better' by Genesis on the Jukebox*

Hello my name is Fiend
GIVE ME A GOD DAMM TOFFEE DONUT
Apologies for my alter ego (Evil Me)
I WANNA DONUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me
*Sound of self throttling in the background*
Thats him *cough* shutted up

Hello my name is Fiend
GIVE ME A GOD DAMM TOFFEE DONUT
Apologies for my alter ego (Evil Me)
I WANNA DONUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me
*Sound of self throttling in the background*
Thats him *cough* shutted up
I WANT A *COUGH* DONUT!!!!!!!
Damm

If anybody wants to hear any of the Genesis tracks i play on the jukebox, then give me a few days. I'm doing an MP3 section on my website http://www.geocities.com/mrgrunt_uk

*hands over DNA and toffee donut*
*smiles:*

Thanks Joanna
THANKS JO BABY
GIVE ME DONUT
No
*wrestles donut from Good Me*
DONUT!!!!!!!!
*Evil Me eats donut*
Damm
Jo? can I have another, please?
YES JO BABY MORE DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut up Evil me
AAAHHHH!!!!!
*Evil Me bumps Good Me on the head*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is gonig to make things interesting

Don't worry everyone - MrGrunt and I are working on having Fiend commited to the local loonie bin, its all going as planned and soon the men in white coats will be here...
*Puts "I'm going slightly mad" by Queen on the jukebox*

*hands over another donut to fiend, in denial that she's seeing two of him*

You really must see someone about this denial thing Joanna.

Me loonie im not loonie I just have a personnality problem
I WILL RIP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS OFF FOR THAT COMMENT
I must be clam so that I can control Evil Me
*Good me puts on mozarts 6 sympthany in the juke box*
Happy happy Joy Joy
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
*Smashes Good me to the ground*
RRRRROOOOOOOOOCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
*Evil me puts 'Wild thing' into the jukebox*
RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am never in denial, DD. I don't know what makes you think I might be.
Donut anyone?

Sit's in the corner lQQking confused.....
and decide's to start sharpening his sythe
*shrip* *shrip* *shrip*

Hi SC, would you like a donut?

Hey people I hope everyone is OK with Fiend - if not then I apologise for introducing him...

The men in white coats will be here shortly

I have the donut!

*Mrgrunt dashes outside where sounds of MDF being cut are heard*
*Haz goes out to help Mrgrunt*
*They both come back after a while, covered in snow*
It's completed! The new Snowball arena! Go here for snowball fights. But before you get the wrong idea, this is not set up to contest Garius's snowball machine. This is for one on one snowball matches. To cover your friends (and enemies) in snow, go to http://www.h2g2.com/A276130

I have the donut!
GIVE ME THE DONUT
No
*Major fight*
HAHAHAHAHA OOOOHHHH!!!!
*Good me kicks Evil me on the goolies*
Eat that!
Ah the donut
*Good me eats the donut*
and faints