h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks!!

*Walks in enjoying the strange yellow thing in the sky which is warm*
What is that?
DNA please, may as well try it out.
*goes over to jukebox and puts 'Dance on a Volcano' by Genesis on*
"Holy Mother,
Of God, you've got to go faster than that to get to the top,
Dirty old mountain, all covered in smoke,
She can turn you to stone, you'd better start doing it right,
Yes you'd better start doing it RIIIIIGHT!"
*Air drums the afternoon away*

*hands over DNA...*

Hi Mrgrunt. Sorry I took so long...

Hey, it's been a long time since I heard that one!

Funnel-web please, E, with strawberries.

Sip's at his coffee ..Mmmmmm good
and decides on Collective Soul's The World I Know to sooth his spirits

*hands over a funnel web*

How're you both...?

Recovering from the ultrasonics I was bathed in from last night's party downstairs. Almost over the jetlag. In need of a haircut. Still in my bathrobe.

*nibbles funnel-web donut. Picks out a strawberry. Examined amazing pattern of pips. Eats it.*

Poor you...have another donut...

...I've got to go though...sorry...

Don't mind if I do.

Hmmmm. What to have, what to have.....?

Ah!

*Takes an Uncertainty.*

I'm going to set up an experiment whereby the probability of me biting into this donut is decided by the nuclear disintegration of a radioactive isotope.

That probably makes it Schrödinger's donut.

*Sound of Ride of the Valkyries from outside*


BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!

*DD stands awaiting the arrival of a fellow knight*

*Removes sign*

*Finishes his dramatic air drum solo*
A suprise please E, that took it out of me!
*Remembers satchel by his side*
Oh yeah, the jukebox.
*Goes over to the jukebox and inserts the latest tracks*
Did anyone watch the brits last night. What a bloody farce!
I bet BB was upset since the spice girls got Paul McCartney's lifetime achievement award, only because he wouldn't be able to pick it up in person.

*Hands over a surprise donut, that is such a surprise, even E doesn't know what it is,*

I make a point of *not* watching the Brit Awards...

*not mentioning that*

The wonderful world of HTML kept me from watching the brits (sob)
*Decides to rip out all spice girls cd's from the jukebox for the evening, as a sign of respect*

*E is horrified that there was Spice Girls in there to start with*

Mornin', all. Couldb I have an IWA please? Oh, Joanna, have you heard about the h2g2 parade? This stall should have a float.

You've got to understand E. When I gave this to you, I said it has every track ever made. So, unfortunately it *has* to have Spice Girls music.

*BB is horrified that someone would even consider putting a non-Beatles related CD in the Jukebox in the first place.*