h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Pop's in and take a HUD*

Noone home, ah well. I see you've been visiting my page Joanna, thanks for your comments to Billypilgram. And thanks for understanding.

*Wanders in*

Man, am I late today. This is what I get for taking a break to play Zork games.

*Helps himself to IWA. Picks up Neil, pours him into fishbowl #1 on cloner. Pushes button, and Neil is flushed into machine. Time passes . . . Neil shoots into fishbowl #1, Neil2 shoots into fishbowl #2. Labels both bowls, sets them on the counter*

That should do it. Well, I'll just wander out to the snow cannon. Take care of any orders.

*Leaves*

Well..not *have* to....but I was wondering if it would be terribly impolite to ask for a cinnamon pretzel? they're kinda donutish.

I don't remember anyone asking Joanna for a pretzel before, leave her a note she may add it to her menu when she gets back. In the meantime she does have a basket full of cinnamon donuts.

*Hands over basket to Jenxel*

Thanks *takes and eats the whole basket while no one is looking*

Can I open my eyes yet?

*wanders in and grabs herself a snow rainbow*

*sees that Neil has been successfully cloned with no ill effects to Neil or Neil2. *

*leaves a note for Afgncaap5 which reads:

Thanks for all your help, have a donut on me! Not literally of course.
GreyRose

leaves note on counter with a Snow Rainbow which has had the sprinkles pain-stakingly rearranged to spell out 'thank you'*

*takes her fishies and heads over to P'hul*'s place*

*Ride Of The Valkery can be heard outside*

BOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!

Well, Asteroid Lil knows about the operation now.

*Sees note and donut*

Wow, thanks. Oh, you aren't here. Oh, well.

*Eats donut, notices that the sprinkles spell "THANK YOU", eats donut, wanders out*

Yes, I'm done

Thanks Joanna....

A cinnamon doughnut would be luverly - ta! Not too large please, as I'm trying to prevent my bottom from expanding into the realms of the unknown!

Good luck with the studies, by the way. Do I remember correctly that you're at Durham University? We live in County Durham, about 17 miles from the city and our son attends the autistic unit at Durham Trinity, Bek Premises.

My daughter, Mair wants to persue various science subjects and although she's only 12 (and suffering the effects of puberty - Harry Enfield's Kevin, eat yer heart out!), Mair insists it's Oxford or nothing (we thought she'd rather go to Durham). Methinks she wants to get away from her loving mother!!!

*hands over a cinnamon donut*

Well, I live in, well near, Durham too...and I'mm definately trying to get away...I'm going to London...

We moved here from New Zealand about 8 years ago and have been marooned ever since. I grew up just outside London - Hillingdon but lived in Hampshire for years before going to New Zealand. We can't aford the move back down south now - too much difference in the property prices! Not that Durham is that bad - it's just not home! I love spending sunny days in Durham City - the trouble is, I always end up spending heaps of dosh! My parents live in the New Forest so I still get to spend summer holidays down south with the kids - just to remind myself what I'm missing!

Morning Campers! How is everyone this morning? Can I have a chocolate supreme, with chocolate sprinkles, please?

*hands over a chocolate supreme with chocolate sprinkles.*

Morning all (GMT). A malted chocolate breakfast donut please.

*hands over donut*

Morning Joolsee.

*Takes donut.*

Thanks.

Sorry I look so bleary. The person in the flat downstairs had a party last night, with lots of really !loud! music.

*sympathy*

*Nibbles donut.*

This is helping.

So, E what have you been up to. Am I wrong, or have you been unhealthily involved in the RW recently?

I like doughnuts...