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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Feb 16, 2000
How about a donut then? 
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Demon Drawer Posted Feb 16, 2000
FOUND:
One Cactus in the shape of a tongue.
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Feb 16, 2000
But aren't *all* cacti that sort of shape (apart from the ones that quite clearly aren't, but these should be discounted as errors))
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Demon Drawer Posted Feb 16, 2000
This one however looks vaguely familiar, don't you think Justin.
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Bluebottle Posted Feb 16, 2000
I thought cacti were forked shape - and only demons have forked tongues...
Donought sounds good.
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Demon Drawer Posted Feb 16, 2000
FOUND:
5 (five) Parachuting Cows. We know where you live. (Be afraid be very afraid 
)
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Feb 16, 2000
Look...I am *not* responsible for those cows...
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Bluebottle Posted Feb 16, 2000
I got sent 18 - yes, 18 - parachuting cows today. That's slightly OTT...
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Afgncaap5 Posted Feb 16, 2000
*Large, 40 ton snowball lands just outside the front door of office. On Snowball is a note*
Missing: stamp of an Ay-Ay. BTW, don't worry, this snowball can't missfire.
*Snowball melts extremely quickly*
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Demon Drawer Posted Feb 16, 2000
Afgncaap5 you couldn't aim that machine towards Justin could you.
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Feb 17, 2000
Now, now kiddies. Let's not get carried away....
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Demon Drawer Posted Feb 17, 2000
We weren't the ones doing the spamming.
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Anonymouse Posted Feb 17, 2000
Found: 1 trenchcoat. Not black, strangely enough. In fact, this one is a brilliant hot pink. Large gold buttons, each topped by single anchor with a rose stem looped through the rigging ring. Note in pocket. If you can identify sender, recipient and subject of note, I'll let you have the coat. Otherwise, it does look fetching.. I may try having it shrunk to fit.
'Nonnie
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Demon Drawer Posted Feb 17, 2000
Check with DE I think it goes with his heels.
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Feb 19, 2000
But does he wear anything underneath it?
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Bluebottle Posted Feb 22, 2000
GET THAT COAT AWAY FROM HERE!!!!
That coat is in direct violation of HRASC regulations, and so I must ask you to throw it away. It is a danger to us all!!! My goodnes, man, have you forgotten the SHARKS???????!!!!!
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Demon Drawer Posted Feb 22, 2000
BB he can hardly be wearing it as it is in the Lost Property office, but maybe you could leave him a note reminding him of the beach regulations re: the non-wearing of garments.
DD 
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Bluebottle Posted Feb 22, 2000
I know - but clothes, worn and non-worn alike, are dangerous and should not be anywhere near the beach for additional safety.
Someone kight be tempted by them...
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Demon Drawer Posted Feb 22, 2000
Got any of those matches on you now then.
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Feb 23, 2000
BTW, has anyone seen DE lately...?
LOST: One Dancing Ermine...
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- 65: Bluebottle (Feb 16, 2000)
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- 67: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Feb 16, 2000)
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- 69: Afgncaap5 (Feb 16, 2000)
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- 71: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Feb 17, 2000)
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