h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

FOUND:
1 Key with a skull motif

I think it belongs to Tyran. Either him or Death, and I don't think *he's* been seen round hear for a while (not wanting to tempt fate, of course)

Actually I believe it was Joanna's but i do believe it was a decoy as she seems to be quite happily serving Doughnuts as usual.

BTW I have lost a Stealth JCB on the beach if you bump into it let me know.

*wheezing from being out of breath from running to get to the lost and found before it closes*

phew, you found my skeleton key, thank you very much. Joanna hid her key, so I had to run back to get the skeleton...
and here it is
thanks guys

*runs back*

FOUND:
Stealth JCB, Reg no. DD1

Thanks Croz, I was wondering where i'd left it.

*DD hops into JCB and disappears into nothingness*

*There is a slight rumbling sound which fades into the distance then nothing*

A little tip about 'stealth' devices - they show up on ordinary radar when it's raining.

Ah but when does it rain on the beach? Ok I know it snows but only on Mt. Sandcastle, which has a height advantage.

LOST:

1 Storm drain cover near to the Donut stall on the mountain.

If anyone finds it, could they please return it as soon as possible.

Does a non-sentient object know the difference between rain and, say, a fine spray of water emitted from a hose-pipe?

I just better hope there's a hose pipe ban on then.

Or a spray of water from a watering can (takes a bit of time to cover large areas, but it works!!).

Alternatively, just follow the tracks made by the wheels. Sometimes it takes a complete genious to come up with the simplest solutions...

*DD runs bac to the beach in search of a rake*

Things I've lost:
A game of Ludo.
I always lose Ludo - my sister keeps getting double sixes. It's not fair - she's too lucky.

I think you may have got the wrong idea, BB. This is where to bring *objects* that you find, so that their owners stand a chance of being able to find them again. Losing games of ludo doesn't count, unfortunately - unless you actually lose the board, dice and counters. I thank you for your attention and general niceness over this whole issue.

Well, can you arrange it for a board of Ludo to be lost? If it's lost, we can't play, and I don't lose. QED.

?

Is this the point where you prove that black is white and get run over at a zebra crossing?

If you believe my little brother you can actually prove that black is white through the use of differential calculus (I think he's lost it).

I'll put this card in the window of the office, so hopefully it will all be resolved for next week.


LOST:
Croz's love life.
Could a lovely young lady please return this valuble item to me and I'll make it worth your while.....

Very worrying....