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Demon Drawer Posted Feb 23, 2000
...desciption one resaercher dearly loved, may be dancing and may be wearing heels but not on the beach because of the sharks. 
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Anonymouse Posted Feb 23, 2000
BB, dear, last I checked HRASC regulations prohibit swimwear -in- the water, but once out and on the sand a provocative loin cloth or g-string is legal. (However it's also leagal to confiscate them 
.) As for the trenchcoat, it's neither swimwear -nor- near the beach, so don't fret so.
'Nonnie
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Demon Drawer Posted Feb 23, 2000
Hi 'Nonnie, no sign of the alledged owner though. 
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Anonymouse Posted Feb 23, 2000
Even if he does bring his pretty pink heels in, he still has to identify the note.. I'm not so sure he'll wanna do that in public.. you know how he blushes.
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Feb 23, 2000
I'm sure he'll turn up sooner or later...
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Munchkin Posted Mar 3, 2000
Aha, finally. How hard can it be to find a lost property office. You should have a Lost Lost Property Offices Office
Anyway, LOST:
One September Monster, answers to the name of Reginald. He will proably have finished off eating Attack of the Cybermen and be onto Invasion by now. I'll have no sewer related Dr. Who stories left soon!
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 3, 2000
This is a very serious business. Afterall, Dr Who is one of the pinacles of modern culture - and even DNA himself was not unaffected!
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Munchkin Posted Mar 3, 2000
But he didn't have any sewer set stories. Plenty of Paris or Cambridge, but no plastic stone walls and wonky lights. He should be alright for now, but if Regie gets on to eating his stuff, who knows where it will end.
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 3, 2000
Yes, that's true.. It comjurs up very worrying images...
Which was the sea-monster storyline set on the sea forts around the Isle of Wight?
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Munchkin Posted Mar 3, 2000
Sea monster? Hmmm? Sea Fort? Hmmm
That will be the Sea Devils then. With Jon Pertwee and the Clangers.
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Anonymouse Posted Mar 3, 2000
Well, without the map we may never know.
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Munchkin Posted Mar 3, 2000
Just, I don't want to spend any time searching for an old piece of paper that tells me where the spare loo roll is kept.
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Anonymouse Posted Mar 3, 2000
I'll wager you'd be grateful for that were you in a particular predicament.
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Mar 4, 2000
Just ask any of the regulars at the new users w/c's - they'll tell you what a nightmare it is when the bog roll runs out!
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Munchkin Posted Mar 6, 2000
Lost: Will to win.
If found please return to:
Scottish Rugby Union
Murrayfield
Edinburgh
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