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If not deeply disturbing...

OK ok, I'll take the hint

*Removes the card*

I'd recommend you suggest it to the Chat Up Lines forum
http://www.h2g2.com/A250093

I wouldn't if I were you! There's a distinct smell of 'cheese' hanging aroung those chat up lines. Mind you, I s'pose you could do worse...

What is a chat-up line without cheese?
But you are right.... and anyone desperate enough to write that message here is realy desperate enough for cheese.

I remeber that chat up line forum. Those lines are cheesier than cheesy wotsits.

And I suppose yours wasn't???

I admit that it was a bit/lot cheesy. I just got a bit/lot carried away.

Delete as appropriate

Okay - so have you given it to the chat-up lines, or is it your own work which you refuse to release?

It definately isn't chat up line material, so I won't be putting it on Helena's chat up lines page.

Chat up lines hardly ever work, so why do people seem intent on using them?

That's just making more work for yourself - you'll have to rake the whole beach after every high tide - otherwise you'll be able to see where the track marks were by looking for the marks of raking...

I've had a better idea, how about a big fan to blow the sand about a bit. That would solve the problem.

Perhaps...

Join the club!

LOST: one attractive man magnet.

FOUND: one loser magnet.

I appear to have lost an extemely valuble item which enabled me to attract very nice young men. Unfortunately I have picked up the wrong magnet and I now have to ability to attract miserable, usless good-for -nothings who try to come on to me in the pub despite the fact that I practically walk round with a sing on my head that says 'No Losers Thankyou".

Please return my magnet to a damsel in distress.

I think you may just be holding the magnet the wrong way round. Or the wrong way up. Or in the wrong hand. Or any combination of the above...

Or in the wrong country, peer group, club or hemisphere, galaxy, universe,

(no thats going to far so of us are nice in this galaxy and universe )

I'll definitely have to agree with you on that one, DD

Me too - but I am biased.

In what way?

He's it.