h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't know how to make them myself. Oh, well. They aren't technically doughnuts, so don't worry. Anyway, I checked out the Curse, and pushed the button, and left as the footnote said I could. That is some terrible punishment. I must make something like that. Anyway, if I don't use the time machine to annoy you with S30 recipes, can I still Alpha test it?

You may.
*gracious smile*

Hmmm... You could be right about the sugar rush. But what the hell - I love your donuts!

Okay, I'll just take an S3 into the future with me. You know, to compare. Will the S3 get better or worse in the future.

*Pulls out S3 without permission*

Sorry, but I want to try this now, I can't wait any longer!!!

*Pushes red button. Nothing happens.*

Hmmmm . . . there seems to be a problem. Okay, hand me a monkey wrench!!! I'm going in!!!

*Dives into tangle of wires while eating the S3*

*After finally catching up with everything E walks up to the donut stall*
You've moved *again* - this is a *very* popular donut stall!

I'll have an IWA, please, Joanna.

*While she waits, E casts a wary look at Afgncaap5, who is alomst totally immersed in the machine.*

*Hands IWA to Eomando, eyes carefully avoiding the time-machine*
How was the work?

It was a chemistry practical - electrode potentials. The work was easy enough, but I don't know what I'm supposed to put in the plan...

*Eats IWA*

There, that should do it! Oh, hi Eomando. Now, I would pass out waiver forms giving me legal immunity in the event that this thing accidently creates a black hole, but we'll all be dead, so who cares? Besides, that was in my old model of time machine, the Temporal Rift Creator. The TRC didn't work well, though. Now, this one should work. Ready?

*Pushes button. Green sphere of light appears, and turns off. Ripples occur in the time/space continuum.*

Well, I'm getting closer. Can I have an S17, please? Thanks.

*Once agains dives into the time machine.*

I'm just doing next week's physics practical now. Those nice people put it on the web, little realising I'd do it in my free time to cause them trouble later in the term when I run out of practicals...
*evil grin*
you could... ask your teacher. This week I'm promoting truthful lab reports

*E backs away cautiously, then she realises that if that thing went wrong she couldn't back away far enough. She stops backing away, settling for another donut...*

A chocolate donut please Joanna.

is there anything I can do to help, Afgcaap5?

is this the cause of symlposts, we ask ourselves?

There's a *very* good chance that it's the cause...

*hands over chocolate donut*

Thanks.

I Want A doughnut please Joanna.

*hands over IWA, miraculously not getting confused by the use of the full name*

Thanks Joanna, I need a sugar hit.

Everyones after sugar hits today... I had mine this afternoon to get me through physics, but I couldn't face another...

This is to pick me up after a heavy exercise session.

I'll have another IWA, please.