h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

square dancing in circles mmh! now there's a thing

better than in spheres

now that would make a good reality programwatching them tumble all over

and we could switch the floor tiles for jelly and custard ones

could we wire them up to the electrics

that wouldn't be yummy

I've now lost the plotdid I have a garden spade or not ??

perhaps a trowel

they don't dry you very welland they tend to scratch a bit

but not as much as scrunshed up tin foil

brillo pad facialxmas present for those you don't like

sounds... painful

only for softies

well...

definitely defoliates the face though

well yes but i can think of other ways to do it
some duck tape perhaps

mmmh! it would cut down on the rashes

well it would certainty cut down on the complaints

but the plaster manufacturers would complain of loss of sales

ok then dip them in plaster of paris