h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

GEDDON: Then you shall die aswell.

*sends Force lightning through nearest 'sword kin'*

*Castellan dies and spasms, ma'rol and the remaineder charge, with ma'rol force pulling geddon towards him*

*smiles and faces the blade forwards as he's carried*

*Swings blade around to parry geddons attack as two castellans strike at Geddons exposed side*

<*Waits very very very patiently*>

<*Builds a house out of chocolate matchsticks*>

<*hands him some strawberry shoe laces* you think you can use them?>

*blocks Marol's blade as he flips to back from castellans*

< You parried it. >

*Swings sabre at geddon - so do the castellans*

*jumps back again and fries the castellan with Lightning*

*a castellan dies*

*Ma'rol force jumps, combined with force speed, and powers himself at geddon*

*Geddon counters with the same move*

*smashes saber against his with a PFTTTZZZT!!*

*Spins, holding geddons blade close and deflecting it onto the shoulder pads and swinging his own sabre round as he turns*

*Punches geddon in the face and three castellans stab there blades at the now unarmed Geddon's legs, torso, and head*

*flips backwards from punch and misses blades*

*smiles and barrel rolls off the side...*

*the castellans and ma'rol swarm back into the city, taking the dead, before locking down the entire city*

*lands on another gantry a little later*

*walks over to a door and looks*

*flares red saber and stabs it into door with a hiss*