Escape Pod Dreams - 49

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Concerto for well-tempered clavier and well-hammered Xavier...

The New New blob

Fear, death, horror and Ice Cream.

WHO PUT THIS MOUSE IN THE FREEZER?! THE LAST THING I WANT TO SEE WHEN I REACH IN FOR ICE CREAM IS A (Illegal use of Ampersand)#@*%! MOUSE! YUCK! IT'S STUCK TO THE BOX! AGGH, IT TORE AWAY THE SIDE WHEN I PULLED IT OFF! OF THE MOUSE, NOT THE BOX! ICK! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW?

'Calm down, dear. Give the mouse to the cat and the ice cream to the dog.'

And What About Me? I Wanted Ice Cream!

'You can make all you want. Here's the hand-cranked ice cream maker.'

Thanks.

'Don't mention it.'

(Still curious about that mouse. Wonder if the MIL was here today?)

More reasons to read the ingredients label on a coffin before you leave the store.

1. 8:57 AM
'Fi were the King of the Woild...

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Piastre Del Florin: Dean of the Poncey!


2. 9:57 AM
Children Are Our Future: Get Em While You Can

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Pay attention: there will be a test...right about.. NOW!

3. 10:57 AM
God Bless You, Mr. Kalashnikov.

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Sid Viscous, the CousCous lover


4. 11:57 AM
There's a party somewhere tonight!

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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

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