They will tell you on the news

about all the innocent dead.

The mind boggles at the thought

until you use your head.

Think of all the mean folk,

of which little good can be said,

and then think of how many

might be found among the names that are read.

While other's families wring hankerchiefs

and think of the mourners to be fed,

for them what were rotters,

there will be a celebration instead.

So every time you sit with a tear

at what the news twink said,

Remember that there's a party somewhere tonight,

'Cause Old "So and So" Is Dead!