h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

With reference to age = seniority, I'm only 16. However... I have the advantage of youth

We've sorted that.

M'am.

Heehee!
*basks in warm glow*

I'll get you for this!

ohh hannah's back, how's your test-mission-ey thing goin? would you do me a favour please ? Tell Bob, or Ellie as she's also known, that Trip is way better lookin than Malcolm.





PS just so others don't get confused, Bob in this instance is not GB. Rather it is someone else who's h2g2-name I couldn't pronounce so I renamed her Bob.

Are you talking about Enterprise?

Hello TB! My test mission-ey thing is ... not going, particularly, I'm hanging around the Senate building cause no one else is online . But at least I'm at Coruscant, or however you spell it.

I'll tell Ellie, you pronounce her name Foo-ay. It's french, I believe.

GB - yes, it's Enterprise but I've never seen it, I've just heard random snippets about it

Well T'Pol is the best looking, but I would say that.

Cuh! Men! *casts up eyes*

Yup.

I think I'll stick with Bob and don't tell her I asked you to say that about Trip and malcolm, act like it's your own oppinion, cus she already doesn't like me cus I said we should kill chnei in case she's turned evil

Sumons up the awsome power and might of the Sword of Legends[which up until now has been relativly curtailed] The cesspit intantly vaporizes. He then whips out his Gouss Ion Cannon and Fires full bast at the wall...kerblamity...a hole about ye wide is blasted through the wall alowing tons of Zerg to swarm thru it...

Hw do you vaporize a pit?

The thousands of Zerg warriors are droped by overlords onto the battlefeild...[mostly zerglings with a few hydralisks and lurkers] Also Droped is my battle feild leader, Hunter Killer[a hydralisk...I felt it was much fairer for him to be present then me since I'm immortal...he isn't though...]
As well as a large group of air units consisting of Gardians, Mutalisks, as well as a small army of scourges

better yet just go to this site and click on zerg units or something like that...gives you a full explaination...
http://www.battle.net/scc/zerg/units/

Very carfully...or with a super powerful and legendary sword...or both......
[EMwhim:Attack the ardvarks...again...]

*radios for assistance*

*Suddenly on the battle field 5 squads of World Eater space marines teleport into the frey, along with Kharnn the betrayer, 3 squads of Black Legion space marines, 2 squads of Black Legion space marines in Tactical drednaught armour - Aka terminator armour, 2 chaos space marine drednaughts, 2 rhinos - each containing a squad of Black Legion terminator marines, 1 Predater tank, 3 land speeders and a squad of bikes. a split second later a Bloodthirster materialises as do several Blood Letters , oh and a gelatinous cube starts to move across the battle field leaving barren earth in it's wake*

Well...if your going to be that way too then I say...I think we have a battle of way to big for this dumb invisible wall proportions...



[Hunter Killer :]
Ahhhttahhhck...
[the hords of zergling, of which only a small number have broken thru from outside, still held back by the wall are begining to tear their way thru it]

The wave of zerglings swarms over the rhino transports

The gardians focus their mighty fire power upon the odd gelatenous cube thing...

The lurkers quickly burrow underground and a spine is suddenly shot up out of the ground thru a sewage tank

In the distance three dome-like infested terran command centers float very slowly thru the air towards the battle feild



The Overmind:
Via Hunter Killer

oh and we are on the side of the Evil Army of H2G2 with the cows and EvilClaw

http://www.gamesworkshop.com

look at the warhammer 40,000 chaos space marines

[the infested command centers loom even closer and are preparing to land outsiide of the battlefeild]

[Hunter Killer:]
Gahhhrdians,Lurkhhhers; Ahhhttahhhck the drehhhdnaughhhts

[the swarms gardians start fireing the highly corosive acid spores down upon the dreadnaughts, while sharp spines fly up out of the ground atempting to puncture the dreadnaughts' armor]


Overmind:
Via Hunter Killer