h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*makes another brief appearnace, humming the Mighty Mouse tune*

Here I come, to save the day...

*attacks the zerglings with the destructive aardvarks, and activates the ACRONYM (Another Cool, Radically Overwhelming, Normality-Yanking Machine). Normality is suddenly yanked into the battlefield, takes a look at the cows, monsters, zerglings and what-not, and nods its head sadly*

Normality: "You do know all this is impossible, right?"

*realizes this is no good, zaps normality away, and pulls out a better ACRONYM (Another Cool, Radically Overwhelming, Nuclear You-know-what Machine)*

In my defence, English is my second language, so it's much harder to think up good acronyms...

i think all these acronyms are pretty impressive

*Pulls out a BOMB (Bogus old mobile banana)*

Damn thats useless aint it?

*pulls out a WEAPON missile(Wobbly Eaten Amazing Poignant Open NNarcoleptic missile)*

ah this IS wierd

*Pulls out a GAME (Generating Animal Molestations Electronically)*

Hey, it's small enough to hold in both hands ()and you can play with it

Hello I'm back!

*huge cheers from the crowd."

Now will sombody tell me what's going on.

Again.

No!

Every time you come back you are too lazy to read the magnificent backlog, with all its strange twists, turns and jumping-jacks, and you ask someone to tell you what's going on.

Now, either you read what's been happening when you were gone, or you can just grab an acronym and attack the cows.

The result will probably be the same - utter confusion...

Never! I joined before you, so I demand a report!

*Sits on a random chair and waits for report.*

--------SPECIAL INTELLEGENCE REPORT NO. ???--------
1. There's a battle going on, involving cows and strange acronyms.
2. Comrad GodBen has rejoined the battle approximately half an hour ago, and demanded a report.
3. Comrad GodBen might as well go and read the backlog.
-----END OF SPECIAL INTELLEGENCE REPORT NO. ???-----


Now, are you going to be sensible, or do I need to get the aardvarks?





BTW, maybe you joined before me, but I'm older than you, so huh!

ok, well if we're basing seniority on age how old are you?

21

hah, well I'm older than you, but only by a couple of years.

Good for you.


Well, I really shouldn't be online for so long, I'm supposed to be working... so from the National Library, this is Lady Pennywhistle, signing off.

It's not based on age, it's based on order of membership.

Ah, scr*w the report! Let just go and fight!

well i'm probably older still

*tries to wrok out another annoying acronym*

that's ok, I don't mind being under you

Well, charlie is sleeping with Jack, so that puts him above me.

oh the options to twist it all

hehe feeling better Tb?

Tell me, do you ever break into renditions of "I'm Super"?

No, chicago songs from jacks production because he keeps singing them. Ah well gotta go hes back! see ya all!

*waves spasly*

*blows Tb a kiss*

*Considers telling Jack about TB.*

*Decides it's more fun not to.*