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Post 641

Sol

*stretch*
Ah well. Tatty bye.
*aims paper cup at waste bin she is sure is around somewhere and slopes out*


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Post 642

Cheezdanish, Slacker Princess

*jingle*

Good mawnin' all. Sorry I've been absent, but RL has a nasty way of interfereing with my virtual coffee habit. smiley - winkeye

Hmmmm, poetry! Wow. Dissapear for a few days and everyone gets all intellectual and stuff.

Ok. The height of my poetry appriciation:

Mrs. McTwitter the babysitter
I think she's a little bit crazy.
She thinks that sitter is supposed
To sit upon the baby.

-In loving memory of Shel Silverstein.

IIEM, a grande latte, please.


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Post 643

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

/* jingle */

Hello, all.

Cappuccino, please.

/* finds a place to sit, and rest */


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Post 644

Titania (gone for lunch)

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

Hi all!smiley - smiley

IIEM, café mélange, please!

I really appreciate the refrain of a song by The Ark (Swedish band) that goes:
It takes a fool to remain sane

How accurate!


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Post 645

Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming)

"Anyone sane enough to be a diagnostician is insane"

I need a double MH&H with whipped cream.


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Post 646

Titania (gone for lunch)

Joe, I really appreciated your singing earlier...smiley - smiley

Would you take a look at this:
http://www.h2g2.com/A410220

*hoping she hasn't already asked, busy keeping track of everyone*


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Post 647

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

*comes in*
Sorry for the absence, all, IRL is getting a bit busy.

Someone asked earlier (much, earlier) whether it were possible to like a song with good lyrics and bad music. Ask this of any Bob Dylan fan and you will get a resounding YES. The man couldn't sing, couldn't play guitar, couldn't play harmonical but the WORDS man the WORDS.

And in reference to the rendition someone did of the wonderful hit single "I Like Chinese", I was lucky enough to see "Eric Idle Exploits Monty Python" live this April when the tour kicked off in Phoenix, my home town. He did that song, but with some new lyrics added on the end:

"I Like Chinese
I Like Chinese
We sometimes bomb their embassies
But we don't really mean it
We thought they were trees"

Oh well, more schooling to be done. The IIEM is on for all of you who need it, and I'll be back this evening (eventually smiley - winkeye )


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Post 648

Titania (gone for lunch)

Good night, all!smiley - smiley

*drifting off*


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Post 649

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

IIEM, green tea please.

*Settles down on the red-velvet-couch with a book of Ogden Nash poetry*

A Caution to Everybody

Consider the auk;
Becoming extinct because he forgot how to fly, and could only walk.
Consider man, who may well become extinct
Because he forgot how to walk and learned how to fly before he thinked.


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Post 650

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

/* lifts his head from where it has fallen into his cappuccino cup */

Who wants my jellyfish?
I'm not sellyfish!


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Post 651

Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming)

Jelly cat.


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Post 652

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

Did I get it wrong? I'm going by memory, and it was about 25 years ago that I last read it.

ahem.

/* strikes a dignified pose */

Belinda lived in a little white house
with a little black kitten and a little grey mouse,
a little yellow dog and a little red wagon
and a realio, trulio, little pet dragon.

Now the name of the little black kitten was "Ink"
and the little grey mouse, she called him "Blink."
The little yellow dog was as sharp as "Mustard"
but the dragon was a coward, and she called him "Custard"

Custard the dragon had big sharp teeth
with spikes on top of him and scales underneath,
mouth like a fireplace, chimney for a nose
and realio, trulio, daggers on his toes.

Belinda was as brave as a barrel full of bears
and Ink and Blink chased lions down the stairs.
Mustard was as fierce as a tiger in a rage,
But Custard kept crying for a nice safe cage.

/* takes a breath */


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Post 653

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

Belinda tickled him, she tickled him unmerciful.
Ink and Blink, they rudely called him "Percival"
They all sat laughing in the little red wagon
at the realio, trulio, cowardly dragon.

Then suddenly,suddenly, they hear a nasty sound
and Mustard growled as they all turned around.
"Meowch" said Ink, and "Ooo" said Belinda,
for there was a pirate, climbing in the winda.

Pistol in his left hand, pistol in his right,
And in his teeth, a cutlass bright.
One eye was glass, one leg was wood,
it was clear that this pirate meant no good.

Belinda paled and she cried "Help! Help!"
but Mustard fled with a terrified yelp.
Ink trickled down to the bottom of the household,
And little mouse Blink strategically mouse-holed.

/* sips cappuccino */


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Post 654

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

But up jumped Custard, snorting like an engine,
And clashed his tail, like irons in a dungeon!
With a clatter and clang, and a jangling squirm
he went at the pirate like a robin at a worm!

The pirate gasped when he saw the dragon,
and gulped some grog from his pocket flagon.
He fired too bullets, but they didn't hit,
and Custard gobbled him, every bit.

/* takes a pretzel from the machine near the IIEM */


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Post 655

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

Belinda kissed him, Mustard licked him.
No one mourned his pirate victim.
Ink and Blink in glee did gyrate
around the dragon that ate the pirate.

Belinda still lives in a little white house
with a little black kitten and a little grey mouse,
a little yellow dog, and little red wagon,
and realio, trulio, little pet dragon.

Belinda's still as brave as a barrel full of bears,
and Ink and Blink chase lions down the stairs.
Mustard is as fierce as a tiger in a rage,
but Custard keeps crying for a nice safe cage!

/* sits */


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Post 656

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

IIEM, a mint-licorice-ginseng tea please.

Ogden Nash was always my favorite as a kid.


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Post 657

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

*Sustained applause*

Introspective Reflection
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance
Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.

Sips tea


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Post 658

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

/* returns applause */

I've got to go now, but one more short one first.


I think that I shall never see
A billboard as lovely as a tree.
Indeed unless the billboards fall,
I shall not see a tree at all.

/* jingle */


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Post 659

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

*Applauds, enthusiastically, then makes fresh pretzels*


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Post 660

JAR (happy to be back, but where's Ping?)

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