h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Walks over to counter, nervously fingering is shirt*

Ahum. This is my first time with an automatron. Be gentle.

IIEM, I would like a coffee.
Please.

*IIEM makes coffee*

*JAR looks relived*

That was easy! Coffee smells good too.

JAR

As easy as it can be...
But be carefull 'bout what you wish for, just look at post 289 on this thread...

Coffee please, IIEM!

Oh dear... I'll be carefull.

However, that must be another day. I am off. Tada!

*drinks up coffee, stands up, almost turns the table, drops coffeecup on floor, it breaks*

Oh no!

*Tries to gather the shards, cuts himself*

Ouch!
IIEM, can you get me something to clean up this. I'm afraid I made a mess.
And some bandaid.

*sucks on his finger, cleans up the mess, hurries out, hits the doorframe with his left shoulder*

Goodbye everybo-ouch-dy!

JAR

Hmm... some poeple just get all the good luck

*looking up from book, realizing something's going on*

Huh? Wow, that was fast. So fast the cleaning bot didn't even bother to appear...

Hi One-eye, sorry for ignoring you, I was so absorbed by RL

IIEM, another café mélange, please!

*enters, steps over broken shards*

Greetings, Fingers, Titania, BB.

IIEM: Kona black, please.

Should I let the bot out? I'll go with majority rule.

*Picks up the last couple of pieces herself and disposes of them.*

Hi, Witty, Titania, Oneeye! Coffee please...IIEM? are you well?

*goes to check backlog*

Hi Witty, hi ox!

I'm surprised the 'bot hasn't reacted... do you think it needs to be re-charged?

I don't think its sensors can penetrate the closet door.

*opens closet door, shuts closet door*

I think it's okay. All its lights a flashing.

Hi Witty, ox!

Thats allright T!

Usually I find that when something automated is flashing all it's lights, it is definetly NOT a good sign

I've also found that h2g2 and IIEM-coffee is an extremely good cure for w**king overtime...

I'm relieved...sometimes it's just nice to have a calm cup of coffee without a catastrophy.

*looks nervously about for possible activity*

It isn't a holiday in the US


And therefore I have to go to classes today. Wish me luck, it's my first day, and this mountain campus really gives you your exercise!

*Brews some fresh coffee*

I hope Jar wasn't too scared by his little accident with the cups...

~Irv

Jar does seem a bit nervous, doesn't he?

Well, I must run some errands. I'll try to stop back a little later.

Good luck at school, Irving. Bye all.

Hi, Irv! Good luck and good mountain exercise on your first day! And now I've got to get back to w**k..see you all later!

*reluctantly leaves Cafe*

Guess that leaves me all alone then...

Just as well, maybe I'll actually manage to get some w**k done...

You're never alone at the Aroma. Ook can always keep you company.

OOK: Oook!

Of course!

Sorry Ook, I forgot all 'bout you!

U fancy a game of backgammon before I leave?

Ook: "OOK!"

Allright then, lets go!

A latte please whoever is serving.

*finishes ook of with a blowing double-six*

HAH!

I finally beat you at something!!

oh, I'm sorry, hi Joe (or Arnia, whatever u prefer)

Sorry too leave u before I even met u, but I've REALLY gotta be going..
See you 'round!
Bye
*leaves*