h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi ox and Barney's.

*looks under her table for extra shoes*

The 24-7 is up and running. I've had a few visits. I'm thinking of advertising in the Post next week.

How's Survivor going. I tried, I really tried, but I just can't keep up with all those threads!

Anyone who wants a smoke should nip outside to http://www.h2g2.com/F50652?thread=69404 where a mysterious drinks cabinet has appeared. Don't worry we'll be back in 5...

I had a lot of fun on the Survivor thread last week but RL has been the rule lately and I am getting lost in yet another thread. I spent hours Saturday weeding through several fora until I just needed to look at something else for a while...

Hi again, witty!

*reads a bit of backlog* Hey! Who's asking about me?

Oh. He means the pastry. Never mind...

So, what's the 24-7? I think I'll nip over to your page to check it out. 'Scuze.

Shoes????

I know I was wearing them when I got here.

I could really do with a light, too. It's kind of urgent.

http://www.h2g2.com/A401239



Got the munchies now, VALIS?

Has that cleaning bot been in here again?

Yeah, got any pie?

...and some biscuits. I'd love a nice cup of tea and a couple of chocolate digestive biscuits...

*gazes blankly into space for a moment*

... and some water,i mean h20, prefferably 35 degrees.

Looks like you've touched a responsive nerve!

Well, I'll see you later...

Well, I know what they've been smoking.

Bye, ox. See you later.

This water is a little warm. I guess I do need ice.

*wonders out loud*

You know... Douglas Adams initals...DA.. D is the forth letter of the alphabet...A is the...the...first...like 41...well...like...42 is like 41 + 1...so did he mean the answer to all that stuff was like finding a partner...like...love...man...

*goof falls gently to sleep*

~THUD~

Anyone seen my shoes? They were on my feet just a second ago.

Anybody here? Is the cafe closed? Am I locked in?

No, no, the cafe's not closed. I was distracted for a while.

Here, are these yours? *points to sequined high top sneakers in front of the IIEM*

*comes in back door*

Sheesh, turn my back for a couple of hours and you lot get the bit between your teeth and run away with the thread!



Smoking is permitted at the Aroma Cafe. Patrons who indulge must, however, don a VPB, or Virtual Patio Bubble. The VPB, which other smokers report to be quite weightless and non-restrictive, channels your cigarette smoke into the same dimension that the IIEM pulls all orders from, wherever that may be.

VPBs can be found on the top shelf under the counter. You need to grope a bit till you feel one cos they are awfully hard to see.



Nice shoes Valis.

Has Dr. Goof Lithium left already? Next time he comes in, administer anti-coffee immediately. Tell him it's espresso. You can't reason with that fellow until you get him down off the ceiling.