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Aroma Cafe: Oh! THAT Statue!
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Started conversation Jul 18, 2000
Have you heard about the Aroma Cafe? Great coffees and teas, lots of specialty drinks, an IIEM to serve you in the absence of a caretaker, a scrabble-playing orangutan, wonderful ambience, excellent conversation, and ... a statue.
But where would reality be without continuous affirmation, eh?
Aroma Cafe: Oh! THAT Statue!
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 18, 2000
*gets first-to-the-forum cup off the shelf and washes it out, ready for the winning customer*
*wipes down counter and IIEM after changing filters*
*waits expectantly*
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jul 18, 2000
fttf-special for me?
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jul 18, 2000
HAH!
I'm back on the throne!!! 
(for a while anyway)
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jul 18, 2000
Oh dear...
Everything just turned Alabastard... 
I think I'm going to go home now..
*hangs around for the fttf, then walks out the door, hangs around Venus for a while, and is off*
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ox Posted Jul 18, 2000
*passes former Snat on way in*
That thread changed right under my nose. Asleep at the wheel again, I suppose.
Hi, Lil! Lovely day!
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ZOE(Scout), Patron Saint of Multiple Personalities{TANGO NEEDS HELP WITH PROJECT :STARS @ A403930 ALL STAR-GAZERS PLEASE PUT YOU Posted Jul 18, 2000
Just missed the rambler.
Is it my imagination, or is this place emty?
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 18, 2000
one-eye got alabastered? How strange! *sets cup aside for later* I just nipped out the door to get the doughnuts and bring in the papers.
*sets out doughnuts while Ook busses tables*
IIEM, one Ook Special and one A L Special. You want the Times, Ook? I'll have the Guardian.
Aroma Cafe: Oh! THAT Statue!
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 18, 2000
Not when you get a 3-way simpulpost! 
Aroma Cafe: Oh! THAT Statue!
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 18, 2000
Hi ox, my good friend.
ZOE, are you a new researcher or just new to the cafe?
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ZOE(Scout), Patron Saint of Multiple Personalities{TANGO NEEDS HELP WITH PROJECT :STARS @ A403930 ALL STAR-GAZERS PLEASE PUT YOU Posted Jul 18, 2000
AL new is a reletive concept.
Yes I'm new to the cafe.
I've been around h2g2 for about 10 days, is that new?
ZOE ya round
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ZOE(Scout), Patron Saint of Multiple Personalities{TANGO NEEDS HELP WITH PROJECT :STARS @ A403930 ALL STAR-GAZERS PLEASE PUT YOU Posted Jul 18, 2000
Thnx ox
I've been round a while now, can't seem to get any coffee, Point me in a direction.
Aroma Cafe: Oh! THAT Statue!
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 18, 2000
Not that new, I suppose. I am told by one who knows how to count these things that I recently celebrated my 40th week.
So what would you like to drink? What sorts of things have you found so far?
ox, what's your pleasure?
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ZOE(Scout), Patron Saint of Multiple Personalities{TANGO NEEDS HELP WITH PROJECT :STARS @ A403930 ALL STAR-GAZERS PLEASE PUT YOU Posted Jul 18, 2000
Coffee, black, 10 sugar please
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ox Posted Jul 18, 2000
Thanks Lil, I still have a taste for Kenya AA.
Zoe, there's always something going at the Cafe! I often miss a couple of days and have to get buried in the back log, but I usually enjoy catching up. I'm still not sure if Venus is communicating with us or what.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 18, 2000
Zoe ----------> c(~)
ox ------------> c[~]
I was there when the statue last moved, so by the rules of Continuity it has to exist for me. I had just got so used to it that I didn't remark on it any more. It's quite allegorical, you know.
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ZOE(Scout), Patron Saint of Multiple Personalities{TANGO NEEDS HELP WITH PROJECT :STARS @ A403930 ALL STAR-GAZERS PLEASE PUT YOU Posted Jul 18, 2000
I'm trying to find out myself, but cant seem to make eye contact.
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Lintilla Posted Jul 18, 2000
*jingle*
Hello Lil, ox.
I dont belive ive had the pleasure yet Zoe.
Are you serving Lil? It tastes better fresh, no offence to the IIEM!
I'll have a super hot tea please.
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ox Posted Jul 18, 2000
Then I believe I'll just carry on as usual, enjoy my coffee, your excellent company, and the work I'm trying to avoid doing.
*actually enjoys work*
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- 1: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 18, 2000)
- 2: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 18, 2000)
- 3: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Jul 18, 2000)
- 4: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Jul 18, 2000)
- 5: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Jul 18, 2000)
- 6: ox (Jul 18, 2000)
- 7: ZOE(Scout), Patron Saint of Multiple Personalities{TANGO NEEDS HELP WITH PROJECT :STARS @ A403930 ALL STAR-GAZERS PLEASE PUT YOU (Jul 18, 2000)
- 8: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 18, 2000)
- 9: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 18, 2000)
- 10: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 18, 2000)
- 11: ZOE(Scout), Patron Saint of Multiple Personalities{TANGO NEEDS HELP WITH PROJECT :STARS @ A403930 ALL STAR-GAZERS PLEASE PUT YOU (Jul 18, 2000)
- 12: ox (Jul 18, 2000)
- 13: ZOE(Scout), Patron Saint of Multiple Personalities{TANGO NEEDS HELP WITH PROJECT :STARS @ A403930 ALL STAR-GAZERS PLEASE PUT YOU (Jul 18, 2000)
- 14: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 18, 2000)
- 15: ZOE(Scout), Patron Saint of Multiple Personalities{TANGO NEEDS HELP WITH PROJECT :STARS @ A403930 ALL STAR-GAZERS PLEASE PUT YOU (Jul 18, 2000)
- 16: ox (Jul 18, 2000)
- 17: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 18, 2000)
- 18: ZOE(Scout), Patron Saint of Multiple Personalities{TANGO NEEDS HELP WITH PROJECT :STARS @ A403930 ALL STAR-GAZERS PLEASE PUT YOU (Jul 18, 2000)
- 19: Lintilla (Jul 18, 2000)
- 20: ox (Jul 18, 2000)
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