A Conversation for The Café

The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 141

Hati

Bluebottle... He had this very nice teapot...


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 142

Dizzy H. Muffin

A teapot? Was it short and stout? smiley - winkeye


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 143

Irving Washington

Come to think of it, it was rather tall and slender. Not that practical, but nothing in here really is.

I can brew you up some Pekoe, Lil, but I'm not sure it'll be up to Ol' BB's standards.


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 144

Titania (gone for lunch)

IIEF, a vanilla latte please! *flops down in the Deep Purple sofa in front of the fire place, trying to get warm*


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 145

Santragenius V

Yeah, it's getting cold in the mornings, innit? smiley - brr Quite fine during the day here though smiley - smiley

(and I can't type worth **** today smiley - erm)

IIEF, a very very large café creme, s'li vous plaît smiley - smiley

(Had to look up whether the ^ should go on the a or i. Must start using my French a bit more, I think... )


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 146

Titania (gone for lunch)

Well, for starters, you could try getting s'il right smiley - nahnah


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 147

Santragenius V

smiley - doh Rather accurately proves my point about typing... smiley - ermsmiley - laugh


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 148

Tumsup

LOOK! A BALD EAGLE! ,whips out his flask,,adds something to his tea while others are distracted,,smiley - magic


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 149

Irving Washington

I think I'll name him "Charlie". Yeah, "Charlie the Eagle"


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 150

Hati

The teapot was something like v(_)3 or so...


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 151

Hati

Ah no, it was v/_\3. smiley - biggrin


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 152

Irving Washington

That looks right smiley - winkeye

*Gets out a bottle of "Irv-Wash" brand cleaner and starts polishing the counter tops*

Hey, Charlie, would you mind leaving your droppings elsewhere?

*whispers so that Charlie can't hear but everyone else can*

Don't call him a "Bald Eagle". He's actually the new Rogaine Spokesbird.


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 153

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Mog] *sings* Here is my handle, here is my -- <(_)> ... oh bugger, I'm a sugarbowl.


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 154

Irving Washington

I've only heard one other person use that joke...

You aren't, by any chance, a debate coach in Utah, are you?


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 155

Afgncaap5

*Enters*

I heard that joke before, too. Lamb Chop said it on PBS. It was a classic.

Where's this thingy I need to watchacallit? Fix?


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 156

Irving Washington

*Irv points to the IIEM, which is currently powered down, and thus, snoring loudly*

Mind the Charlie dorppings, Affy.


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 157

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Mog] Yeah ... I probably heard it first from Lamb Chop, too!


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 158

Irving Washington

I never watched lambchop when I was young. I had a little cousin who did, though.


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 159

Santragenius V

Hi Affy smiley - biggrin

IIEF, an early-morning smiley - coffee, please smiley - grovel


The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)

Post 160

Irving Washington

*Due to the stripped-down nature of the IIEF, it misunderstands the last instruction, and sends SG V's coffee forward in time to 4:30am Mountain Standard Time. This suits Irv just fine, since he needs to be up for work tomorrow, but leaves SG V in the lurch*

That's alright, I'll make you a fresh smiley - coffee.

*Irv makes a fresh pot for those on the other side of the Atlantic, cleans out the IIEF, and puts up yet another sign. This one reads: "Please order clearly, specifically, and literally when addressing the IIEF"*

Affy, I hope you can do something for the IIEM.

*Finally, Irv pat's Charlie on the head, and then goes off to bed*


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