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The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)
Hati Posted Sep 4, 2007
Bluebottle... He had this very nice teapot...
The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)
Irving Washington Posted Sep 4, 2007
Come to think of it, it was rather tall and slender. Not that practical, but nothing in here really is.
I can brew you up some Pekoe, Lil, but I'm not sure it'll be up to Ol' BB's standards.
The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 5, 2007
IIEF, a vanilla latte please! *flops down in the Deep Purple sofa in front of the fire place, trying to get warm*
The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)
Santragenius V Posted Sep 5, 2007
Yeah, it's getting cold in the mornings, innit? Quite fine during the day here though
(and I can't type worth **** today )
IIEF, a very very large café creme, s'li vous plaît
(Had to look up whether the ^ should go on the a or i. Must start using my French a bit more, I think... )
The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)
Irving Washington Posted Sep 5, 2007
I think I'll name him "Charlie". Yeah, "Charlie the Eagle"
The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)
Hati Posted Sep 5, 2007
The teapot was something like v(_)3 or so...
The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)
Irving Washington Posted Sep 5, 2007
That looks right
*Gets out a bottle of "Irv-Wash" brand cleaner and starts polishing the counter tops*
Hey, Charlie, would you mind leaving your droppings elsewhere?
*whispers so that Charlie can't hear but everyone else can*
Don't call him a "Bald Eagle". He's actually the new Rogaine Spokesbird.
The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 5, 2007
[Mog] *sings* Here is my handle, here is my -- <(_)> ... oh bugger, I'm a sugarbowl.
The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)
Irving Washington Posted Sep 5, 2007
I've only heard one other person use that joke...
You aren't, by any chance, a debate coach in Utah, are you?
The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)
Afgncaap5 Posted Sep 5, 2007
*Enters*
I heard that joke before, too. Lamb Chop said it on PBS. It was a classic.
Where's this thingy I need to watchacallit? Fix?
The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)
Irving Washington Posted Sep 5, 2007
*Irv points to the IIEM, which is currently powered down, and thus, snoring loudly*
Mind the Charlie dorppings, Affy.
The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 5, 2007
[Mog] Yeah ... I probably heard it first from Lamb Chop, too!
The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)
Irving Washington Posted Sep 6, 2007
I never watched lambchop when I was young. I had a little cousin who did, though.
The Cafe: Irving Returns (after a fashion)
Irving Washington Posted Sep 6, 2007
*Due to the stripped-down nature of the IIEF, it misunderstands the last instruction, and sends SG V's coffee forward in time to 4:30am Mountain Standard Time. This suits Irv just fine, since he needs to be up for work tomorrow, but leaves SG V in the lurch*
That's alright, I'll make you a fresh .
*Irv makes a fresh pot for those on the other side of the Atlantic, cleans out the IIEF, and puts up yet another sign. This one reads: "Please order clearly, specifically, and literally when addressing the IIEF"*
Affy, I hope you can do something for the IIEM.
*Finally, Irv pat's Charlie on the head, and then goes off to bed*
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