h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Mog] I hesitate to ask.

I didn't.

*comes in from the lift area pushing a dolly with two crates of San Betian seawater*

Remember this stuff? Professor Tonks left it for me in the atelier cellar 5 years ago. We could have a little party, if anyone can remember what sort of canapés go with it.

Oh, and there are two casks labeled PHLOG in the cellar as well. L left them alone.

PHLOG?

*Sighs*

Phlog is a drink that I brought from Zork that, due to a few very minor and understandable continuity breaches, became something entirely different. At the moment it's pretty much an Infinite Improbability Field in liquid form.

Way too early in the day for me for one of those!

IIEM, could I have a plain old cafe latte, please?

*pinches a cookie from a plate on the bar and sits down with *

*IIEM produces a café latte for SG V, then notices Irv come in and starts brewing up a pot of coffee*

Good morning, all. "Happy" Monday.

[Mog] IIEM, the usual. [gets it, and starts singing "Monday, Bloody Monday" to the tune of "Sunday, Bloody Sunday"]

You can't trust that day.

Sometimes..... it just turns out that way ay ay

I needed one more day of just sleep...

[Mog] I know the feeling.

*Buys a round of coffee for all*

I just made it to 100th place in Season 2 of Perplex City. Thank goodness that there are websites that know how to translate the Morse Code that they use in Japan.

[Mog] I *don't* know *that* feeling.

Conrats, Affy!

That should have said "congrats".

Now we have conrats as well as ratants??

Rat-ant, Lil. Ratant puts the emPHAsis on the wrong syLAble.

Not really, Lil. We've got some ex-conrats that have served their time and are trying to get their records expunged. Unfortunately, there's this cat by the name of Javert who keeps following them around....