A Conversation for The Café

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Post 61

J'au-æmne

Do tell, I'm curious...


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Post 62

Demon Drawer

*DD emerges from the undergrowth machetti in hand*

Hi BB, I just popped in to have a coffee, is this forest the after effects of filming here? Just be glad we didn't plant it in Thailand after all the problems "The Beach" has been having. At least the proprietor seems to be enjoying having a forest in his cafe.


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Post 63

Bluebottle

True... and I must say that this isn't the only after-effect of the bond film - hopefully you'll learn more in the H2G2 post on Monday.


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Post 64

Demon Drawer

I can't wait for my copy to arrive on my desk. smiley - smiley


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Post 65

Bluebottle

I've got a great related article - once I type and submit it.
Well, I like it, anyway.


I'm worried . . .

Post 66

Afgncaap5

*Wakes up, looks around*

Oh, boy, what a night. Been a while since I went to sleep in the wilderness.

*Glances at sword, which is still glowing*

Okay, I hope that my sword isn't over-reacting. I don't know why, though. We've been here long enough for my sword to become used to the environment, I don't think that her royal highness would set off the glow, Garius is a were-wolf, but the sword's never minded that before, I don't think that it's worried about the food . . . I don't get it. Almost like an Ur-Grue escaped from the Zork world.

Hey, you know, I'm not sure my sword's ever been named. It's usually just called the elvish sword, or The Dwarven Sword Of Zork. Maybe it's time that I named it . . .

*Looks around nervously, expecting a Cruel Puppet or HellHound to jump out at any second*


I'm worried . . .

Post 67

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

MATIC BULLITEN...DRAMATIC BULLITEN...DRAMATIC BULLITEN...DRA

Alright, here's the play: It's a one act called "God's Heros" about a woman named Tahiri who lived in Iran during the 1800s and brought about a new religion there that ran counter to the Muslim faith prevalent there. In accordance she was, of course, executed. The big stink, apart from flying in the face of tradition, was that Bapism (the new religion) liberated women... It seems like it will be good. I play the Uncle of the main character. I'm supportive of the new religion, and I help her escape from imprisonment in her own father's home.

~Irving


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Post 68

J'au-æmne

That sounds good? no, thats the wrong word, but anyway...
Good you have a good part.... true story?


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Post 69

Anonymouse

Don't let her fool you.. She has a quite majikal voice!

'Nonnie

PS Did someone mention.. erm.. coffee? *perk*


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Post 70

Anonymouse

*peers down from tree branch, quite interested*


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Post 71

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

True story


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Post 72

Anonymouse

A brave step indeed, in that world. So, then, how did the play go?


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Post 73

Bluebottle

They wouldn't accept my Post article smiley - sadface
Shall I paste it here?


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Post 74

Demon Drawer

Post it on your homepage it might get lost in this forest. smiley - smiley

smiley - sadface sorry to hear that the Post spurned your journalistic career though.


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Post 75

Bluebottle

I'd rather put it here...


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Post 76

Demon Drawer

Whichever but it's liable to slow down loading this forum up smiley - smiley

Just thinking of everybody else who will suddenly find thay just are taking too long getting down to the end of the thread.


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Post 77

Bluebottle

It's not that long:
Is Real Life following H2G2 fiction?

Recently, H2G2 researchers have been having a go at making
their own cumualtive improvisation "round robin" story, all
about James Bond. Titled "The Doughnuts Are Not Enough", it
follows the plot of James Bond's enemy attempting to take
over the world by using doughnuts, and specially modified
acorns in order to use super-growing trees to destroy
England's cities and create world chaos. And curiously
enough, this is happening in real life too.

Admittedly not the genetically modified trees causing
chaos part, but Pierce Brosnan has agreed to front a new
national poster campaign in the UK to save the Earth's
forests. Titled "Words are Not Enough", Peirce Brosnan's
campaign is sponsered by the World Wildlife Fund in order
to promote promote the Forest Stewardship Council....

Looks like genetically modified acorns and doughnuts may be
the next step away for the modern Bond star...


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Post 78

Demon Drawer

Yeah I noticed that to, and wondered what is Pierce's moniker on here?????
smiley - winkeye


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Post 79

Bluebottle

And if so, why weren't we invited to star in TWINE?
Or is he plotting on nicking our script?


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Post 80

Anonymouse

BB: I can't, for the life of me, understand why the Post would have rejected that article. It's got everything they've asked for.. h2g2 community, real world issues, ...

Thank you for giving us a chance to read it anyway! smiley - smiley

'Nonnie


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